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  1. Ryan Kesler is that you? Just to play along with this ridiculous thread I'm going to say it will be exactly 49 more years until the Canucks are TRUE contenders.
  2. That's it. Cancel the parade.

     

    :frantic:

     

    ;)

    1. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      But during the summer a phantom lead me to join the black parade

       

      Don't do this to me 

    2. BettyWhites44

      BettyWhites44

      Crap! I knew I forgot to do something...headphones GIF

  3. Editing joke-y prediction to replace with serious one - 2 pm Nov 20th Canucks 3 Preds 2 GWG Quinn Hughes Edit: Your title says Nov 21th. I like this!
  4. Good thing the minimum wage is like 12 or 13 bucks then eh lol Oh well I make at least 22.01 an hour so I'm livin large, boys
  5. This would be absolutely hilarious They fire him and then they tank hard and then they beg him to come back and he says aw hell naw lol
  6. Wait I just had a great idea inspired by the great Hindustan What about dis: To STL: Markstrom Stetcher Eriksson 3rd rd pick To Van: Binnington Pietrangelo 1st rd pick That's a clear-cut upgrade! Right??
  7. I'd sign that petition Also Vezina should be the Patrick Roy award, Calder should be the Pettersson (for obvious reasons), and the Conn Smythe should be renamed the Brock Boeser Maybe Lady Byng can become the Sedin award?
  8. Bo Horvat :D Also LOL @ Pouty Doughty He should never make "a team like that"
  9. I've got news for you Babcock, nobody's been able to fix the Leafs since 1967, you're not gonna be the one to get it done, lol First bolded: That's what she said Second bolded: Nice use of third person bro Do you guys honestly think that even "a coach like that" can turn around the dumpster fire that is the Toronto Maple Laffs? Or is he gonna get FIRED only to be replaced by another coach that cannot fix the cursed Toronto franchise?
  10. I'm sure NJ will jump at the chance to acquire some premiere talent like Eriksson, Schaller and Baertschi, and especially their combined 11.3m in salary!
  11. Can we please stop talking about trading Markstrom?

     

    Even if it's just until next season's trade deadline?

     

    Markstrom = Stops pucks

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    2. BrockBoester

      BrockBoester

      I like where you guys are going with this lol

    3. coastal.view

      coastal.view

      well the options only are

      - he needs to be re-signed

      - he needs to be traded if a deal cannot be reached

      - he is free to walk

      please rank these options

      and provide realistic outcomes to achieve them, particularly the re-signing one

    4. BrockBoester

      BrockBoester

      @coastal.view

       

      #1: Re-sign - offer him a 4 year contract at fair value and if Seattle comes knocking to take him or Demko then persuade them not to do that via trade bribery

       

      #2: Trade - At next year's TDL for a nice return to some half-assed team looking for a quality rental, and let Demko take the reins for next year's playoffs.

       

      #3: Walk for free - Obviously least desirable outcome

       

      Regardless of that he is playing great and we still need him for at least the rest of this season so there is literally no reason why any of us should be discussing trading him yet

  12. Says you! I've already got a thousand Canucks 2020 Stanley Cup hats made up, so it's already a done deal! Besides, don't you guys know the NHL is rigged? They HAVE to give us a cup or at least a cup finals run in our 50th anniversary season
  13. At least it's not a jockstrap sizing thread. That could get ugly in a hurry!
  14. GRAB HIM BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE GMJB Then we will have REALLY won the Bo Horvat trade :D
  15. I'm good at math but I don't like doing it so I'm not going to be able to assist here I'm sure Jimbo will jettison some dead weight to make room for Big Rous In other news, Cory Schneider is on waivers.. we should probably make a bit of space to pick him up too.. then we REALLY won the Horvat trade WOOOOOOOO
  16. I got bad news for ya bud The fortune cookie lied to you, ask for a refund
  17. Right! Like controlling climate change via carbon emission reduction strategies! Or reducing taxes! Or getting Jessica Allen rightly fired! Or making Tryamkin the captain! Or impeaching Donald Trump! Oh wait..
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