I'm actually a member from 2009 who took a long hiatus.
Like Dazzle, you and I actually used to get along.
I don't "pass judgment" on anyone, this thread is just for fun.
"Flooding the board with mass garbage threads" is also an incredibly hyperbolic statement.
That being said, your ratings:
Post Quality: 93
Awesomeness: 88
Humor: 75
Typing Speed: 89
Intelligence: 79
Meme-posting ability: 84
Overall rating: 84.6
Post Quality: 79
Awesomeness: 89
Humor: 81
Typing Speed: 85
Intelligence: 83
Meme-posting ability: 79
Overall rating: 82.6