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DawnDucky

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  1. Hate to see stars injured, especially when they're lighting it up. Although, it doesn't seem like a significant injury. Before Crosby went down in the 2010 - 2011 season he was probably playing some of the most insane offensive hockey of his career.
  2. Some peculiar comments circulating about sexual ineptitude in this GDT. More hockey, less about neglected sausage, please.
  3. Cobatruction. That sneaky Cobra Commander is infiltrating our defenses. https://images.app.goo.gl/pt6YYBfRV21SuMuV8
  4. Foolproof plan. Put me in, coach. DawnDucky delivers devastating D.
  5. Your bizarre preoccupation with everything Green has led me to believe that he either kicked your beloved puppy, or personally defecated all over your Junior B stall--arrogantly.
  6. Need to get plenty of shots through the slot on these one-armed bandits!
  7. Apparently even the Canes thought that Mrazek's murder was largely exaggerated.
  8. If I may postulate, so as to offer insight into what occurred in Philadelphia... I believe they simply out-hockey'd us.
  9. Watching the replay, Gudas wasnt lording over Boeser admiring his destructive prowess (although it appeared that way). Just looks like Boes was stunned and holding on to him before recovering his wits, and poppin' back up.
  10. Due to his diminuitve stature, are we permitted to anoint him as Little Boner?
  11. Jumpin' Jupiter! Did this kid defecate on the altar of the hockey gods? Been smitten by a cursed hockey mitten? All hail! 'Tis Sami Salo incarnate.
  12. Rekindling childhood horrors of sitting in the pale glow of an old dial television; Sunday morning cartoons. You and the Cap'n can make a lawsuit happen.
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