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Yeah not gonna lie you got kinda boned there. I didn't realize NIK was gonna do his best Time Lord impression, and MR was set to join the scum team if not for NIK dying. Would've been a totally different game.
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Mafia: Rogue Cop - @DarthMelvin (Kingpin) Mafioso - @Blue Jay 22 Mafioso - @naslund.is.king Godfather – @Master Radishes TP: Hippy Drug Dealer – @RubySausage (Omnipotent Doctor) Crack Addict – @Ilunga (Sherriff) Homeless Dude with a Gun – @Lewitelli (Vigilante) Psycho ex – @CommonMarble (Tracker) Twins – @luckylager and @falcon45ca 3rd-Party: Grieving Twin - Falcon (Serial Killer) TP w/ Optional Single-Use NARCAN: @Porscha @Sharpshooter
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Night 5 @Blue Jay 22, the town has spoken. Your birdiness has been seen as scum-worthy, and thus you were chopped into hundreds of pieces and put into a blender. The town rejoiced over your death with a wine made from your lifeless body. And thus ended the rein of terror in Surrey. The mafiosos had been exterminated, a serial killer died before he could get started, and the world is right again. Now, the only people who we need to be worried about are the children, who may grow into copy-cat style scum-group. For now though, everyone is safe. This has been: [Mafia] Ain't No Flippin' Way. Thanks for playing! Love y'all, I hope you had fun, and I seriously appreciate the feedback I've gotten. I don't think this went too poorly for my second ever hosting gig, and first one in at least two years, especially when I was dealing with some pretty heavy personal stuff and a brain injury partway through. MVP: @RubySausage
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Sorry guys, here we go. Once again, made these before I knew who was gonna die. No angle-shooty. A Rushed Night 4 The town was enraged at @DarthMelvin for sleeping in, and thus didn't give him the opportunity to appeal to the rest of the city. To be fair though, he probably would've just showed them his favourite penis memes and gifs. He was shoved into one of the washing machines from New Country Appliances and washed to Dead or Alive's "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)." Overnight, @RubySausage was stabbed point blank while on a fantastic bender. He was given some of those crazy shrooms and was seeing flying cows and upside-down dragons. In his eyes, casper the friendly ghost was aggressively pole dancing towards him when he felt a sharp pain. While tripping balls, it was found that these drugs helped him just enough to find help. DM (2) – BJ, SS SS – Ruby BJ - CM There will be only one vote per player this round. Once it's in, it's locked in. You have until 11pm tonight or a majority has been found. @RubySausage @Sharpshooter @CommonMarble @Blue Jay 22
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@Blue Jay 22 @CommonMarble @Sharpshooter @DarthMelvin @RubySausage Sorry guys, something came up. Nightfall will be at 8am.
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75 Year Anniversary of Larry Kwong's 1st NHL Game
AngryElf replied to HKSR's topic in General Hockey Discussion
I consider myself to be a hockey history nut, and the fact that I haven't heard of him before is what makes this so important to recognize. -
Vote count looks good, eff all you dead people.
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NIGHT 4 IS ON MONDAY AT 11PM
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Oh yeah he doesn't swear, it's hilarious.
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@Blue Jay 22 @CommonMarble @Sharpshooter @DarthMelvin @RubySausage Day 4 begins now. (And I will make sure the votes are right too, no DPS adds until I make sure. I don't trust my injured brain). Day 4 ends ON MONDAY AT 11PM
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The town have finally decided who they should've killed from night 1. They got together, and all two of them selected a man by the name of @Lewitelli. Believing him to be angry scum, they chopped off each of his fingers, toes, tongue, and testicles to teach him a lesson. After this, it was decided that the town would come together to beat him with stones, for they believed he deserved to die a dishonorable death. As well, they chose @falcon45ca to die, and he was given a different method of execution. Falcon was force-fed dozens of edibles so he would calm tf down, and then stabbed to death... by thousands of toothpicks. He was relentlessly poked, and the blood soon began to pool beneath him from thousands of streams. While walking home from this brutal murderfest, @Porscha once again found herself alone, this time by Guildford Mall. She was walking along the sidewalk with her headphones on, when suddenly she was grabbed by multiple masked men and thrown into the back of a van. Her body was found in a ditch hours later with a bullet hole in the back of her head. She had been shot execution-style. Pool A: Lewt (2) – Falc, Marble Pool B: Falc (3) – Lewt, Sharp, BJ DM (2) – Ruby, Porscha Sharp (1) – Marble BJ (1) - Falc @DarthMelvin is the latest to oversleep the lynch, and he too was told he would be next to die if he missed the next meeting.
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Alright, just got home and had a long shower. I'll get nightfall stuff sorted now but I'll take a little bit. Got doinked in the head today and likely have another minor concussion, so I hope I don't make any mistakes. Thanks guys!
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That is correct, has been fixed.
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[Signing] Canucks sign Aidan McDonough to two year contract
AngryElf replied to Odd.'s topic in Trades, Rumours, Signings
Podkolzin seems most likely but I love the way he's played under Tocc -
Pool A Vote Count: Lewt (2) - Falc, Marble Pool B Vote Count: DM (3) - Ruby, BJ, Porscha Falc (2) - Lewt, Sharp BJ (1) - Falc
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[Signing] Canucks sign Aidan McDonough to two year contract
AngryElf replied to Odd.'s topic in Trades, Rumours, Signings
Does this kid even get get games this season? Who does he take out of the lineup? Kravtsov? -
Not much going on so far. Pool A Vote Count: Lewt (3) - Falc, Marble, Lewt Pool B Vote Count: DM (1) - Ruby
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This sounds like you’re signing up for next game.
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[Signing] Canucks sign Kirill Kudryavtsev
AngryElf replied to -Vintage Canuck-'s topic in Trades, Rumours, Signings
Nice! He did really well at the prospect camp last year, so I'm glad he's putting it together. Could be a solid defensive defenseman. -
@DarthMelvin @falcon45ca @Blue Jay 22 @CommonMarble @Sharpshooter @Lewitelli @Porscha @RubySausage Day 3 has begun.
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Night 2 Riddled by indecisiveness and forced to make decisions, the town decided to make no decision regarding their first night lynch pool. However, the second pool was out for blood, and @naslund.is.kingwas selected to die, and die he did. Individual limbs were tied to separate cars, and all four cars were to speed off at the same time, ripping him apart. Two of them were still looking at their phone when the timer went off and one went 20km/h, but the last car still managed to kill him. Regarding the first group, the decision was simple from the higher ups: push it off for another day, and make a random kill if tied again. Once again, there will be two separate lynches: VOTE A for the equal two, and VOTE B for the remainder of the city. Town heads request that ALL PROPER VOTE AND UNVOTE PROCEDURE SHALL BE USED, OR OTHERWISE IT MAY NOT BE ACCEPTED. @CommonMarble slept through the meeting, and the town decided they will kill him if he does it again tonight. Another night, another attempted hit. @Porscha was walking her dog down by Newton Town Center when she noticed a car coming down. This isn’t uncommon obviously, but the headlights were out and it was moving suspiciously slow. Mesmerized, Porscha watched to see where the car was going. Unfortunately for her, it paid her a visit. Stopped, window down, *POP POP* and gone. The dog ran off, and Porscha was left for dead. Miraculously enough, Fido ran off and found the first adult he could, and it just so happened to the biggest hippy in the city. Armed with magic mushrooms, he followed the dog to where Porscha was bleeding out, and gave her a few shrooms from his supply. This numbed the pain just enough for her to seek help, and she was able to make a full recovery. This means war. Armed with vengeance and a .22, a new killer is on the loose. With seemingly no rhyme or reason, @Master Radishes was grabbed silently as he was leaving Walmart on King George and brought into the car, and later into the basement. I’ll spare you the details, but it was a cold, gruesome death, and the screams could be heard all the way to YVR. Pool A Vote Count: Ruby (3) – Sharp, BJ, Falc Lewt (3) – MR, DM, Lewt Sharp (1) – Ruby Pool B Vote Count: Nik (4) – Lewt, DM, BJ, Ruby BJ (1) – Falc Falc (1) – MR Common (1) – Porscha Nightfall will be Sunday @10pm. Pool A will be between Lewt and Ruby, Pool B will be for everyone else. @Lewitelli and @RubySausage cannot vote for Pool A, nor can they be voted for in Pool B.
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Okay this should be good now. I'll do the write-ups now so don't angle-shoot me tomorrow lmao. Pool A Vote Count: Ruby (3) – Sharp, BJ, Falc Lewt (2) – MR, DM Sharp (2) – Lewt, Ruby Pool B Vote Count: Nik (3) – Lewt, DM, BJ BJ (2) – Ruby, Falc Falc (1) – MR Common (1) – Porscha
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Edited Pool A Vote Count: Ruby (4) - SS, Porscha, Porscha, Falc Lewt (2) - MR, DM Sharp (2) - Ruby, BJ Edited Pool B Vote Count: BJ (2) - Ruby, Falc NIK (2) - Lewt, DM Falc (1) - MR CommonMarble (1) - Porscha DM (1) - BJ Please continue to let me know if I make a mistake. I know it's hard to believe but I'm not as perfect as y'all think I am
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Shite let me look at that again. My bad, been doing homework all day so my brain is fried lol.