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  1. If you're feeling poetic though, here's the baby the Finns used to defeat Russian tanks in 1939. Yup, men on skis, using anti tank rifles... on skis You can even just aim for their computers
  2. Sticking Dorsett with Bo is a massive demotion to Bo, more then he's already getting because he'll be spending the season with the hard defensive assignments to alleviate Sutter. Also, it's funny how when someone grows to like a player, from that point on, he can't do anything wrong.
  3. Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?

    1. Alflives

      Alflives

      "She's a witch!"

  4. Think we're mixing skill with hockey IQ. Hansen has skills to skate fast, shoot hard and tenacity to separate pucks from forwards. But he's still a middle to low hockey IQ player with JV being of the same ilk. This is not an insult like I am saying he's personally stupid, but high IQ is watching how Henrik see's the ice and avoids hits while doing it.
  5. For some reason I call every crow I pass "Crow-bro" Like "What up, Crow-bro?"

    1. Alflives

      Alflives

      What do you hear them call you?  B)

    2. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      One flew down and untied my shoe and then flew off in a tree. He thought he was funny. 

    3. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      Cool Story, Crow-bro

  6. I don't care if his last two seasons he gets paid six million dollars or four million pesos.. He'll still be a 6 million dollar cap every year for the entire contract. That's all that matters as a fan.
  7. Now is the time on Sprockets where we dance!

     

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    1. Roger Neilsons Towel

      Roger Neilsons Towel

      Love classic SNL from the 90's. The best SNL era IMO.

    2. Green Building

      Green Building

      "TOUCH MY MONKEY"

       

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  8. What slack? Kassian was far for polarizing then Virt ever could be.
  9. Okay. here's the situation, my parents went away on a weeks vacation. 

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    2. Alflives

      Alflives

      Sorry, I don't get the correlation between your parents going on holiday and you using their house for a party.  Now, if their trip was (let's say B)) more permanent, then I can see where you are coming from.  

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Is the house still standing?

    4. Ghostsof1915
  10. Now go home and get your * Shinebox

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    2. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      What do you mean I'm funny?

    3. Roger Neilsons Towel

      Roger Neilsons Towel

      "I'm funny how, I mean funny, like I'm a clown?"

    4. ice orca

      ice orca

      Just don't put me in that trunk.

  11. Huh, my cell phone is waterproof. Who knew? 

    1. LaBamba

      LaBamba

      I just spent $140 on the incidental damage charge to replace mine about 2 hrs ago. 

    2. Guest

      Guest

      I KNEW! I told you, I have telepathic abilities! BOW DOWN TO ME YOU INSIGNIFICANT HUMANS!

  12. Willie on Bo Horvat: “I thought a little bit I was playing to his weakness. Ah, I don’t know. It’s not his weakness, but the strength of his game is playing great defence,” Willie Desjardins said. “It’s not forcing the offence. “It’s funny, because the past couple of games I put him on a more defensive line. I wanted him to be more of a shutdown guy. “And he’s responded with great efforts. “I see him as a real good checking centre.” As you can see Bo will not be getting the luxury of offensive minutes and easy assignments. Quite the opposite and his job will be to take the heat off of what Willie does think is an offensive scoring center: Brandon Sutter.
  13. On a sunny day like today, it's pretty sad to see 70+ Orcs in your face...
    I downloaded Shadows of Mordor in the 360 sale and now I'm glued to this stupid TV

  14.  was out in the desert the other day, and a little spaceship landed and these one inch aliens got out. I asked them, 'Man, are you guys really one inch tall?" and they were like, 'No, man, we're just really far away

  15. Heard that one but it was a guy with a tiny piano player who didn't ask for a 12 inch pianist
  16. Been a while since I have been to east Van. Seems to have been taken over by a weird breed of skinny lumberjacks.

    1. chon derry

      chon derry

      ya the logging industry has been hit hard ,not easy for a logger to put food on the table anymore.......

  17. If you could grow 20 feet tall would you be instantly hungry because you only ate enough for a normal human earlier? 

    1. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      and if you ate a shrank back down would you explode from having enough food for a 20 footer in you? 

    2. c00kies

      c00kies

      Depends on how quickly both happened.

    3. Twilight Sparkle
  18. It's likely that he'll be rushed into the lineup regardless of the camp he has.
  19. Can't figure out what those two black dots are on my Scooby-Doo post

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    2. luckylager

      luckylager

      Wowzers Scoob....!

      It's DONALD TRUMP!!

      LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!

    3. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      jinkies! i wonder what shag and scooby are running from! hey! FRED, I SEE YOU HAVING SEX WITH DAPHNE, YOU JERK! DO SOME WORK!

    4. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      on todays episode of cdc writes a scooby doo episode xD

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