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  1. So trying to reply to updates or read any update replies has me viewing profiles

    1. -SN-

      -SN-

      We'll have the old status system back after the next update. 

  2. Throw out your hands. Stick out your tush. Hands on your hips, give them a push. You'll be surprised You're doing the French Mistake. VOILA!!

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      us french, don't make misteakes...

    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      You got that??? Yesssssss. Sounds like steam escaping.

  3. Aw man, I shot Marvin in the face

    1. Spoderman

      Spoderman

      Must've hit a bump or something

    2. Cerridwen

      Cerridwen

      I'm calling Jimmie, my old partner. He lives in Toluca Lake

  4. We contstructed this socio-economic metropolis on solid earth material and rotational movement

    1. Chalky

      Chalky

      When the Jefferson Airplane goes MH370.

  5. Were on our own cousin, all alone cousin. Let's think of a game to play. Now the grownups have all gone away. You won't be much fun being blind deaf and dumb, but I've no one to play with today.

  6. Oh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red

    1. Mr. Ambien

      Mr. Ambien

      who banged the hot housecarl in the dragonborn's homestead

  7. 1-2-3-4-5? That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage!

    1. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      I bet she gives good helmet.

    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      It's mega maid ! She's gone from suck to blow !?!

  8. Finaly got around to buying, playing and beating Dark Souls. Wasn't as tough as people made it out to be.....except elevators... filthy filthy elevators...

  9. Bonzo goes to bitburg then goes out for a cup of tea As I watched it on TV somehow it really bothered me Drank in all the bars in town for an extended foreign policy Pick up the pieces

  10. Black coat, white shoes, black hat, Cadillac Yeah, the boy's a time bomb

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      They come a runnin' just as fast as they can. Because every girl's crazy bout a sharp dressed man.

  11. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada.

    1. Chalky

      Chalky

      You just explained it to me and I still don't get it.

    2. Shift-4
  12. Rectum? Damn near killed him...

  13. Fruity Oaty Bars Make a man out of a mouse. Fruity Oaty Bars Make you bust out of your blouse. Eat them all the time. They will blow your mind. WOO!

    1. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      oh come on, no one got this reference?

      Ah well.

  14. Call me weird but I don't think a horseshoe up your ass would be all that lucky

    1. Green Building

      Green Building

      It was a small horseshoe.

    2. Fox Mulder

      Fox Mulder

      Probably a handful of lucky charms

    3. The Weasel

      The Weasel

      More lucky to pull Godric Gryffindor's sword out of the Sorting Hat.

  15. Feel like ten pounds of crap in a five pound bag.

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    2. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      5 pound capacity bag.....

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Fat chicks.. 10lbs of sausage in a 5lb bag.

    4. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      Fat chicks are like mopeds. Fun to ride till your friends see you.

  16. Do you wanna be rich? Do you wanna be a superstar? Well honey you already are You already are You already are Do you wanna be rich? Do you wanna be a superstar? Well baby you already are You already are

  17. Got the beginning of a classic song in my head. All I remember is a few chords or notes then a slide squeek, a few more chords or notes then another slide squeak. Any ideas?

  18. Sweet lemonade, mmmm, sweet lemonade Sweet lemonade, Yeah, sweet lemonade

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Mike's Hard Lemonade, Mike's Hard Lemonade,

      Mike's Hard Lemonade.

      Lemons were hurt real bad making this product.

    2. Ghostsof1915
  19. We would have to clear roster space to give Gaunce or Jake a chance. As of now all 23 spots are filled.
  20. It wouldn't surprise me either way. If Miller and Hank or hurt that would be the season as we have no centers to cover and no one to really backup the backup
  21. Stolen Pick-up recovered. There goes my country song

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    2. Neil HD

      Neil HD

      Anything damaged or missing?

    3. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      Not allowed to see it yet. Sounds like they busted up the steering column something fierce and however they broke in must be damaged. Tools were left inside for some reason and the truck was used to commit some other crime I'm not getting told more about.

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Fun. Great that it's recovered. Not so great you gotta wait until the police are done with investigating.

  22. So, got a horrible cold this week, cell phone borked, somebody stole my pickup and I have to walk in the pouring rain. But hey, it's the weekend!

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    2. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      Then it's a good thing I don't have a dog or it would be in trouble

    3. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      I couldn't be any more soaked if I jumped in a lake.

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      technically you could if you inhaled a lot of that water :(

  23. All I want to do when I wake up in the morning is see your eyes Rosanna, Rosanna I never thought that a girl like you could ever care for me, Rosanna All I want to do in the middle of the evening is hold you tight Rosanna, Rosanna

    1. Dancin'Droid

      Dancin'Droid

      You can hold me

    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      toto is da bomb

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      I bless the rains down in Africa....

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