canuckhound73

Which will happen first? CDC closes up shop? OR Canucks Stanley Cup?

I see CDC survived the trade deadline.

Cant believe I missed my 20th anniversary because I was in the hospital.

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Yes. It is actively allowing posts from users across the internet to be shown here to others across the internet through magic & sorcery.

I'm still here CDC. I know its you that gave me the heart attack. Trying to outlive me eh?. I got my eye on you. Jokes on you, I'll outlive the internet. In unrelated news, had a heart attack just under 2 weeks ago..... but still here.

Hilarious the more I think about it, that the year the Canucks legitimately look like a Cup contender for the first time in a decade, with the entire roster, including their healthy scratches & popcorn vendors being at the All star game, and this place is a ghost town. Cant wait till they lose in game 7 on home ice, with a 4-0 lead after two periods in the Stanley Cup finals, and reading about the riots here, through the 1 post made every 3 hours. It will be like the good old days, when you had to wait for the carrier pigeon to bring you the update, then head back to the news station to get another update, and head back to you. His name was Carl, but he didnt know his name, because he was a pigeon, but he did know the sound of french fries hitting the ground, and occasionally your news would be delayed because some poor kid dropped a fry as he was sneaking some from a bag that his mom just bought him at McDonalds, but he couldnt wait till he got in the car to start eating them, so he snuck some out, only to drop one, and Carl swooped in to get it, the kid, horrified by his mistake, tried to steal it from Carl, when his mother turned around, saw the ruckus, and yelled "Carl, just leave it", and both Carl, and the child, whose name was Frank but his mother preferred calling him Carl...which wasnt even his middle name, that was Zeus, looked up at her and left the fry there. Some hours later, after gnawing on some gum that had been run over several times between chunks of asphalt, Carl remembered he had to deliver the news to his customer, when he got there, he heard a familiar voice, it was the mother of Frank, and he realized all this time, she did not know the difference between him and her child, so she called both of them Carl. Carl sat there, now aware he was so unimportant to the person he delivered valuable news updates that she couldnt be bothered to give him his own name, a single pigeonman tear formed in the corner of his eye.... that was when Frank came up behind him with his has fry in hand, and went "you can have this Carl." Carl took his wing, wiped away the tear, gobbled up the now fairly cold fry. Moments later, he crapped on Franks head, because birds dont know etiquette like dont crap on the person who feeds you.

How funny would it be, that after all their threats of closing this place, they cant, because they forgot the password to do it, and it will just forever be here.... long after we are all dead & buried, the internet has died, and humanity has been wiped off the earth by its own doing..... some creature will develop the ability to do human like tasks that will have risen from the ashes of this hellscape, turn on a computer, and see this thread.

I cant stop looking at "1rst"

I predict this place closes March 1st..... just so I cant make it 20 years here.

No. The answer was NO!

Vancouver Canucks are happy to announce a contract extension to the CDC forums.

Wild to think this place might be around longer than the Pistons losing streak.

That is a name I have not heard in quite some time.

Cant wait for the Boxing Day Blow out here. Individual posts - 50% off Full threads - 40% off Full boards - 30% off. Free shipping on all orders of 25 or more threads, or 100 posts. Doors open at 6 AM. Line up now to get in on these savings.

CDC is going on a longer farewell tour than Elton John

I dunno about that. The Nipeg Jets has been going with the "Win" theme for years, and they havent even got a Presidents Trophy.... and no ones complains about that.

I predict a hat trick for Brock Boeser tonight. Hopefully my slow internet makes this post before the game starts..... would look sus if I made this after he got 3 goals.

The Simpsons will end before this thread.

Still 1 of the most random moments from watching this event, was a caster from Europe name dropping the Canucks, and Abbotsford being their farm team in the Geoguessr World Cup broadcast.

Any word yet on where this newest Atlanta team is relocating to in 5 years?

Its amazing that it took (most on) this board the vast majority of his time as owner to realize what a slumlord he was. He NEVER cared about bringing a Cup to this city. He ALWAYS cared about how much of your money he could leech from you for his own financial well being. You were all warned BEFORE he even bought the first part of the team that he was a slumlord, who stabbed his business partner in the back to get the team. I'm glad the majority get it now.... but disappointed its taken MOST of you nearly two decades to come to this conclusion. If you want change to this team. ACTUAL change, that will lead the team to a real chance of winning for any period of time, you need to stop giving this grifter your money, your views, your attention. I know thats hard to do, but its the only way he'll ever feel compelled to sell this team to someone that might want to win. FUCCCCCCCK FRANCESCO AQUILINI & HIS WHOLE WANNA BE MOBSTER GRIFT COMPANY.

I'm imagining Aquilini lurching over his board of levers & buttons, trying to remember which one turns off the message board. "no, that ones to whip my crop pickers" :no, this one is to interfere with the running of the hockey team" "no, this one is to pretend I dont know one of my buildings is in disrepair" "no, this ones to call my divorce lawyer" "no this ones to ...."

poor zombies gonna starve to death, limited brains here. Fun fact, this place DID die for me for about 2 minutes.

Then it was back