You get one free punch to any active NHL player without any repercussions, legal or physical. Who would you choose? Remember, they have to be an active NHL player.
Stand zegras in front of you , put Marchand on a stool right behind zegras so his face is touching the back of zegras . I say this because marchands not opposed to getting his face close to other guys. Then you punch zegras so hard your fist goes thru and punch’s Marchand as well. Walla 1 punch