"I'm sorta jealous about this other guy in school who's better than me and people notice him and they don't notice me. I so wanted him to fail, but then he didn't. Who wants to join me in my pity parade? Nobody? Oh well. See you later, world."
LOL!
This is even better than the facial expression guy.
edit: He even responded to the facial expression guy's post on HF. Looks like he has a pity parade partner after all. LOL!