Well, this is the best trade deadline thread that never was. The sources were never good, but it was fun anyways. Also thanks to the mods for letting this thread slide just this one time. My hat is off to the @AngryElf for the original title which is now legendary. We need to draft up new T-shirts for this occasion.
"We're doing a thing".
To the OP - now go do a thing and study for that exam! You need to pass that thing.