deek.

this >>>> you

wtf

Between The Buried and Me - Sun of Nothing

one internet cold shower, coming up:

watch out for freak gasoline-fight accidents.

has anyone told you how ridiculously, really really good looking you are lately?

lol, whatever gave you the impression i was a nice guy? and i have learned nothing from the past, i still suffer from an irrational hatred of persons of the jewish faith AND i still play with my poop. lose/lose

going off of stereotypes alone, i'd say the jew-hating people in lederhosen who play with poop. but that's just me.

there's a third choice, but involves porn and human feces and would probably result in a ban. you wacky germans.

contribute plz. also, here's me being sexy again:

ITT: a distinct lack of fap materialz

it's not that late, you assholes.