[Why Wouldn't You Want Forsberg?]

If we don't sign him and he rips it up with another team, it's going to be "OMG GILLIS WHY DIDN'T YOU SIGN HIM OMG GILLIS IS AN ALIEN HE DOESNT WANT US TO WIN THE CUP" and if he we do sign him and he doesn't do good its going to be "OMG GILLIS WHY DID YOU SIGN THIS WASHED UP GUY WHAT A WASTE" and if we do sign him and he does good all the fans will be "I'm so happy Gillis signed him, I called this all along"

[Oh Ryan, My Captain]

CAN'T SPELL KESLER WITHOUT SELKE!