This graph actually concerns me. When we are that much of an outlier I am concerned there is something wrong with the data.
Or as my good friend @nuckin_futz would say "just wait"
Jerk 1: I'm getting bored
Jerk 2: Me too
Jerk 1: This coronavirus will get stale soon
Jerk 2: I got an idea. Let's really &^@# with the world and tank oil!
Jerk 1: Hell's yeah!
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You would think condoms and lube would be selling out.
The world is coming to an end. The first thing I think about doing isn't "Oh I think I will go take a massive dump now".