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  1. All too often, Genious is misunderstood and villified by the ignorant masses. BUREBUREBURE

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    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      PAVEL was and will be the greatest NUCK all HAIL BURE !!!!!!

  2. The truth?? Nobody wants to hear the truth!! You can't make friends by going around and telling the truth!!!

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    2. TIGER SINGH

      TIGER SINGH

      Probably even smaller tho right?

    3. :D

      :D

      You don't make friends with salad, either

    4. :D

      :D

      Stop Tiger Sing

  3. Not saying he doesn't get scoops, just saying these days, a scoop ain't what it used to be.
  4. Moneyball does not apply to hockey, see: "intangibles" #baseballsux

  5. Bob Mckenzie doesn't know shat, just like everyone else. When he does get a scoop, it's a matter of seconds until the entire world knows about it anyway. How many times did this guy hane Lu going to Toronto/Philly/Florida onandonandon?
  6. Really? During second intermission, as the canucks were losing to St Louis 4-1, Mike Keenan takes it out on Trevor Linden Linden, in his 1st game back after missing 4 weeks w/groin injury, is talking to the team. Enter Keenan: "Sit down, you ???? idiot! Shut thefrack up! Just shut the frack up! Who are you anyway? What have you ever done?" Really? Torts might be bombastic and not hold back and maybe he'll call out players and maybe he'll go over the line a wee bit from time to time. But he is no Mike Keenan, and no, you don't want Keenan back here.
  7. Torts won't be Keenan unless we somehow aquire Marchand or Keith. Even then, no-one out d-bags Messier
  8. My dog has some rancid flatulence going on today

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    2. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      out with the old, in with the new?

    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      get a big cork.....

    4. lowest common denominator

      lowest common denominator

      hehe, if those were mine, I'd be claiming them!

  9. Real women prefer Alberta Beef to BC Fruits, so I have heard

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    2. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      ew roo much beef makes it taste bitter and weird .__.

    3. AriGold

      AriGold

      Woah that sounds like a threat.. If there is Beef at Steak lets take it Outback

    4. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Alberta beef is seriously over rated

  10. Maybe during the rebuild we cn pick some good canadian kids who will do whatit takes to win.

  11. Oh dear, 4 warning points. I'm living on the edge over here.

    1. :D

      :D

      I also like to live dangerously

  12. Why is Torres not a canuck?

    1. goalie13

      goalie13

      Because he is under contract to the Sharks.

    2. SterlingArcher

      SterlingArcher

      bcuz gillis couldn't make the trade

  13. Just got "Pavel Bure Riddle of the Russian Rocket" in the mail. :)

  14. Really pulling for the Jets to get into the playoffs and for the Rangers to miss out!

    1. Specter's Vengeance

      Specter's Vengeance

      lol if i was Clowe right now... what would i be saying to myself??? haha idiot

  15. Bure's in the house, best news I've heard all week #10^

  16. In a few years Trev, Henrik, Smyl, Dank, Bure, Lu, Nazzy imho
  17. Wife won't let me name our firstborn Pavel, or Pavelina. Have I picked the wrong woman?

  18. Jagr is a living legend

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    2. RockNroLLa.
    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      He is but Whitney is pure garbage and a toddler could have beaten him off the boards lol

    4. PlayStation

      PlayStation

      Gotta love Selanne too

  19. Best Caucks Goalie AllTimE: R.Lulongo no doubt

  20. Not gonna look thru allthe pages here but someone must have suggested changing the thread title to "Burrows: What The Hell Would We Do Without Him?"
  21. What did you think of Crowes vocals? They got better as the movie went on but.... And the younger cast members looked like they were gonna cack themselves laughing while trying to sing their lines to each other!
  22. buy low sell high

    1. Crom!

      Crom!

      So trade Corrado while his value is high?

  23. If I was Mike Gillis, I would bring my entire scouting staff back from europe and station them throughout the WHL, with extra special attention being payed to Kelowna and Kamloops. Then I would by meself season tickets to the Giants and in 5-7 years, we might have a cup.
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