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Apricot last won the day on February 3 2018
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You know who's really hot? I mean smokin' hot that's it's unfair to everyone. .........I'll tell you right now. It's....YOU!
BananaMash
I'm not quite sure what to think about that "His name was just Banana" comment.
Apricot
It wasn't mashed when we were married . I don't know what happened after we divorced though...
Too much masturbating, Mash?
That always has been a frequent hobby of mine, so probably.
Typical Ex-Wife, throwing your faults back in your face.