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  1. I honestly don't even care for baseball but even I'm kinda freaking out...
  2. Happy Movember gentlemen. Get those moustaches going! 

  3.  

    Yes. Everything about this is hilarious

  4. The team are working on their shootout at practice. Watched it on snapchat. Thank god. 

    1. Green Building

      Green Building

      True, it could use some work. I'd prefer tweaking the regulation wins approach though.  

    2. Jam126

      Jam126

      How about the team can work on how to play a 60-minute game.

  5. I hate it when someone yells hello in a horror movie. Like what do you expect? The killer is going to come out and and start having a heart to heart conversation on why they're killing people? 

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    2. Apricot

      Apricot

      It still just annoys me so much. Run out of the house people. Or hide somewhere, like a closet or bathroom. Almost 100% of the time someone walks slowly and yells "hello? Who's there?" And boom, 5 seconds later they're dead. 

    3. MJDDawg

      MJDDawg

      It drives me nuts when those same people decide to back up when going down a hallway thinking they're keeping an eye on where a noise came from, only to have the killer actually be behind them in the other direction. They deserve to die.

    4. falcon45ca

      falcon45ca

      Well, the kicker is in many horror movies, the victims don't know they're in a horror movie until it's too late. Saying "Hello?" when you're not sure if someone is near you is totally reasonable, and I've seen people in real life do it many, many times.

  6. Guess who got engaged!!. Then guess who got called into work and couldn't tell the boss about the engagement cause he knows her parents and she doesn't want them to know yet. So guess who is spending her engagement day at work. 

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    2. Alflives

      Alflives

      People will tell you lots of things about marriage.  Promise yourself that you and your husband will do something fun every day.  

       

      Tip your glasses to the newly engaged GIANT PINK BUNNY. 

      I don't know you Apricot, but (knowing the beauty of a lasting marriage) I'm very happy for you.  

    3. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Apricot you lil' looker..To me you'll always be the golden fruit upon the uppermost branch, ever-ripening, beyond grasp of the avg commoner..devoid of cuts & bruises!

       

      'Course I'm justa' tired, dirty ol' man! (claimed the Missus:^)

       

      GL, & hoping yer plans come to FRUITion...

    4. Apricot

      Apricot

      @Alflives Thanks a lot Alf! I'll make sure to tell my fiancé that my CDC friend told us to do something fun everyday ::D

       

      @Nuxfanabroad Hahah, omg that was funny. Thanks a lot Nux! 

  7. Who needs an alarm clock when you have a cat who meows and jumps on your face to wake you up in the morning :picard:

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    2. Apricot

      Apricot

      That's the perfect match!! One attention seeker, one middle and one that just does her own thing. I love that! Sometimes I get annoyed by my attention seeker :lol:. Like leave me alone :mellow:.  Sometimes I want to go to my other cat and pet him and chill with him and he's like, no and runs away. One time he slept in my room and at like 4 o'clock in the morning he wanted to leave, but I was sleeping. So he went on my nightstand and pushed the glass on the floor to wake me up. I woke up and then he ran away and my phone fell in puddle of water. Cats sometimes...

    3. Alflives

      Alflives

      Alf is a horse person.  Mrs. Alf and I had a BIG farm with horses (years ago) and we would ride whenever we got a chance to get out.  The horses were so friendly they were much like cats/dogs.  They would come to us and hang their big heads over our shoulders, and demand attention.  I had one big fellow, who would lay like a dog - legs curled to the side - and rest his head in my lap.  (I was on the ground too)  Then he would want his ears scratched and under his chin.  But he really loved getting scratched on top of his nose.  I can recall him and I going on many adventures together.  

    4. Alflives

      Alflives

      Here's the horse Alf spent many a day and night on the trail with.  

      Alan and  Cash.jpg

  8.  

    Found this on Youtube and it might just be my favorite video of all time. 

    1. Fateless

      Fateless

      Was really hoping he'd do the worm.

    2. AngelicHearts

      AngelicHearts

      I'm not sure what it is with Swedish goalies and dancing, but those two things seem to go well together. :P

  9. Sooooooooooooooooooooo, the gazebo in my backyard flew off and broke because of the wind...:picard:

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    2. The Weasel

      The Weasel

      Sounds like you need to build a more durable gazebo. :P jk, that totally sucks. 

    3. Apricot

      Apricot

      @luckylager Oh no it wasn't done professionally at all. It was done by my brother and his friend, and I even said that one day its gonna fall off. Aaaaaaaaaand look what happened. 

    4. luckylager

      luckylager

      Sounds about right. You should get yer Bro to come over and help clean up, then pour him a big frothy pint of "A toad a so"

  10. I love (some) of you all! Gnight, CDC

  11. Hockkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey is sooooooooooo clooooooooooose. 

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    2. Apricot

      Apricot

      ^I was just typing the exact same thing :lol:

    3. AngelicHearts

      AngelicHearts

      ^ Great minds think alike. :bigblush:

    4. Qwags

      Qwags

      I can just taste it.

  12. How more people don't watch 'How To Get Away With Murder' astounds me. 

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    2. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      I watched the first season, so I'll probably watch the second if I have time.

       

      I got reeeeally addicted to Scream Queens, though.

    3. Apricot

      Apricot

      LOL, do you actually @thejazz97. Or was that maaaaaaaaaaaaaad sarcasm?

    4. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      No I actually do :lol: it's such a stupid show but it's so addicting

  13. I DON'T EVEN WATCH OR CARE FOR BASEBALL, BUT MAN WHAT AN ENDING.
  14. Goodnight you! Monday was impressed by your kicking of its cojones, you did well. 

    1. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      Thanks fam just tryna make it in the game

  15. Good morning you! Kick Monday in the cojones. I hope you have a great day. 

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    2. Alflives

      Alflives

      It's good for you to miss working Apricot.  Working is really healthy, I think anyway.  I'm retired, and still wake up early.  

       

    3. Apricot

      Apricot

      I woke up everyday at 6 am, worked out and went to work at 9 am. Its an amazing schedule. Been doing it for years. I am not about to screw up my schedule just because I'm unemployed. I woke up at 7 am today instead of 6. An hour later just cause I don't have anywhere important to be currently. But I did my same morning schedule. But instead of working, I went on a mass cleaning frenzy. Cleaning my entire place, and I'm only half way done :mellow:.

    4. Alflives

      Alflives

      My trailer, and the whole trailer park are super clean and tidy. :lol:  Maybe, we humans all need a sense of purpose, and working (at whatever) provides that?  That's really cool (Bunny) you work out every day.  Mind, soul, spirit, and body, right?  Maslow's hierarchy of needs, and all that stuff.   

  16. I would like to share with you all something that I saw 30 minutes ago. I saw my 9 year old niece giving an award acceptance speech in the mirror...at 1 o'clock in the morning. Its too late for weird people to be doing weird things. Alright, well good night CDC :mellow:

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Watch The Commitments, the lead character dreams he's being interviewed all the time. 

  17. Both of my cats were sitting sleeping next to each other. The older one turned around and almost fell. He grabbed onto the couch with his claws. Then the younger cat pushed him off of the couch. Guys, I think my younger cat is evil. He just pulled a Scar. He probably said long live the king before pushing off the older cat. 

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    2. Apricot

      Apricot

      @SabreFan1 Hahaha, not joking man. Last weekend my boyfriend left the room door opened in the morning when he left for work and I was sleeping. Then my younger cat came on my back and passed out. Slept like a baby. :picard:

    3. SabreFan1

      SabreFan1

      @ApricotThat's not why I quoted that text and put that specific emoji face after wards. :lol:

       

      Read it again slowly and pretend that you're a guy reading the same thing:

       

      Quote

      The younger one just always comes in my face and on my body.

       

      All else fails, ask your boyfriend to read it and explain it to you. :lol:B)

    4. Apricot

      Apricot

      @SabreFan1 OH MY GOD. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Okay I just got that. HAHAHAHA, I just spat out my water. Omg:lol::lol::picard::picard:

  18. Wow, that season premiere of How To Get Away With Murder was amazing. Wow

  19. Canada vs USA. WOOOO. I'm actually so excited for this

  20. Kate McKinnon's reaction to winning her first Emmy was amazing and her speech was equally amazing! I love her

  21. I set fire to the rain

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      i rained on your parade. sorry.

    2. Apricot

      Apricot

      Hahaha, well done

  22. I want to adopt all the children from the TV show, Stranger Things. They're all just so adorable

    1. Alflives

      Alflives

      Yup, kids are cute for a reason.  We, as adults, naturally want to care for them.  I think that's the only thing I remember from my health class all those many many years ago. 

  23. How about that Suits finale tho..

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    2. JustABandwagoner

      JustABandwagoner

      @Apricot I havent watched the last ep yet :( Too busy with school LOL 

      But i read what you wrote.. So whats happening with Suits then? 

    3. Apricot

      Apricot

      @DontMessMe OMG I'm so sorry!! I thought you must've seen it. Sorry about that dude. I feel so bad. Sorry again! 

       

      I cant do spoilers on my phone for some reason. But they're still going on with the show without that person. I haven't read if it's been renewed for a 7th season yet. 

    4. JustABandwagoner

      JustABandwagoner

      no worries!! I dont get mad about spoilers haha 

       

      I cant wait to watch it tonite or tmr night :)

  24. What to watch to waste time. Sweden vs Europe or Canada vs Russia?

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    2. Apricot

      Apricot

      Might watch the Sweden game on TV and Canada game on Rogers game center live on my laptop

    3. Apricot

      Apricot

      I just wanna get through today and what other way than watching hockey!

    4. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      I am living your exact same dream!

  25. I love talking on the phone with people. Not with random people. Just will close friends or close family. Phone is the best. I don't understand people who hate phone calls.

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    2. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Caller - Hi..6 ok? Yeah, see ya then-bye.

       

      That should be a LONNNGGG conversation for an ordinary, average guy.

    3. Jam126

      Jam126

      If a call is longer than 2 min. I get impatient. :lol:

    4. Apricot

      Apricot

      Haha, y'all are weird. Or I'm weird. 

       

       

      ......

       

       

      Yeah I'm gonna go with I'm weird

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