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  1. Gf was leaving after she came home for lunch.i went to the washroom and saw a bear walk down my driveway and climb my walnut tree.

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    2. theo5789

      theo5789

      @Violator

      "Mrs.Violator doesnt play those nooner games. "

       

      But apparently your GF does :P

    3. HI5

      HI5

      I was expecting something like "the bear ate your gf and then the two of you high fived over a case of beers"

  2. Someone judt got hit by a cement truck outside openheimer park

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    2. Alflives

      Alflives

      Sad, but still wondering if she was on her phone? 

    3. -DLC-

      -DLC-

      Really tragic...what an awful way to go.  May she RIP.

    4. DADDYROCK

      DADDYROCK

      Just a shame,

      people who loved her are really hurting right now and my heart goes out to them.

  3. The words "Game Changer" needs to die a fast horrible death.

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    2. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Hey PB, Oliver Stone was on to this early.

       

      Remember in the (classic) 1988 Wall St, Gordon Gecko introduces one of his fat brokers as, "The Terminator!"

       

      Personally feel language & culture started going heavily plastic in the 80's. As everything got supersized, we needed to economize the jargon of the day.

    3. Chickenspear

      Chickenspear

      Also, ban the term "Goldilocks Zone" while we're at it... my head chef uses it excessively, and I'm gonna snap soon!:frantic:

    4. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      whatnot

      let's throw that one in the box too

  4. Didnt realise we were allowed to sell stuff on this forum since its okay....I have ten thermo nuclear bombs for sale

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    2. Green Building

      Green Building

      On the record: GB and Associate hereby withdraw from the verbal agreement prior presented. Off the record: get well soon.

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Reminds me of the movie Big Trouble.

    4. Green Building

      Green Building

      Reminds me of the movie Big Trouble in Little China

  5. Fu to the genius that thought it was smart to pave HWY1 westbound overnight and not be done by the morning commute.Fourty five minutes from 232 to 200st

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    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Might want to check the Canada Line at rush hour Ron. Built what little over 10 years ago. 8 am you have to wait 1-2 trains to squeeze on board. If transit is convenient and runs often, it gets used. I've been taking transit more and more lately, because I'm getting sick of spending 90 minutes to 2 hours getting home stuck in traffic. 

    3. Violator

      Violator

      What the hell did this devolve into

    4. Rob_Zepp

      Rob_Zepp

      Trade Boeser

  6. Freaking bee stings suck

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    2. Violator

      Violator

      @luckylager

      yeah didnt notice anything while I was using my machete.

    3. TNucks1

      TNucks1

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      bee stinger vs the point of a needle, close up.

    4. CBH1926

      CBH1926

      I thought bees sting not suck

  7. Bc ferries is so fun.......not

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    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Got me to Mayne Island and back in one piece. I'd like to see Ferries built in BC at least though. 

       

    3. Green Building

      Green Building

      That fast ferries debacle is as retarded as the gun registry, except the ferries one was our provincial debt and the registry was shared by the nation. 

       

      Gah.

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      @Green Building

       

      The design of the fast ferries was flawed, not the concept. Just like the Space Shuttle in the US. it was a good idea, but they never had enough funding to build the system as it should have been. And they wanted it to do too much. 

       

      I'm meh with the registry. I don't see how long term it makes things "safer" Since most of the crime is committed by folks who steal, or smuggle guns anyways. Rarely do folks who have licences get involve with gun crime. I really didn't see much difference when I bought firearms before and after the registry. Other than now I can get a lever gun. buy a trigger lock and drive it home. I still have to wait for a handgun. 

  8. Top 5 Best films shot in B.C.?

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    2. JE14

      JE14

      1. twilight

    3. JE14

      JE14

      2.percy jackson

    4. JE14

      JE14

      3. nothing else competes with those two

  9. What are the canucks colours if your going to pain them

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    2. Avicii

      Avicii

      poo green and blueballs blue

    3. schlaBAM

      schlaBAM

      I think I used royal blue and emerald green, and a little white paint to make the green a tinge lighter.

    4. Batmania

      Batmania

      Shamrock and Phantom blue with CIL Dulux at home Depot. If you have a jersey you can take it in and they can use their machine to color match it. Might be better to bring in a hi res picture though.

  10. Went from calgary to vancouver and there is a 60 cent price difference in gasoline.

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    2. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      I mean sorry  Phil :mellow:

    3. JM_

      JM_

      welcome home 

    4. DADDYROCK

      DADDYROCK

      Don't you know that B.C.is short for BRING CASH.

      Move to Alberta,NO WAY.

      I love beautiful B.C.even if we are getting screwed by Ottawa.

  11. Cant remember what was Edmonton offer for corey schneider before the draft?

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    2. chon derry

      chon derry

      i remember something about gillis saying he didn't want to have to face schnieder within the division 

    3. Sedinyoureyesontheprize

      Sedinyoureyesontheprize

      Who cares! Coilers still looking for a legitimate #1 goalie

    4. Violator

      Violator

      Got a horvat Jersey recently also had a kesler Jersey hope horvat lasts longer.

  12. Hospitals are always fun atleast the emergency room at this one is quiet now.

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    2. Master 112

      Master 112

      ye that's why i make myself a problem

    3. Violator

      Violator

      Luckily it turns out it wasnt life threatening and there was only one person infront of me.Security guard left to get his pizza delivery.

      Lady that was brought in with actual issues by an ambulance.

    4. kingofsurrey

      kingofsurrey

      I learned that lesson the hard way driving my dad to the ER as he was close to dying....

       

      I should have called the ambulance to his house.... Ambulance gets you direct care....  Driving someone in puts that person in the waiting line...   

      For any kind of serious emergency don't hesitate to call for an ambulance.

       

      Just about cost me my dad, learning that lesson.......

       

      Of course my mom was thinking my dad ... just needed to suck it up at home........    - he had contracted meningitis and was fading fast as it turned out....

       

      Our parents are tough SOB's .... but when they get to old age ... that can be a very dangerous trait for them....

  13. Did a trade just happen?

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    2. Violator

      Violator

      To redicilous 

       

      Pulijjarvi,yamamoto,cant remember the third.and a first rounder.

       

      Nothing was given yet on what was going to vancouver.

    3. Kurt Nirvanagut

      Kurt Nirvanagut

      That's quite a haul for Erik Gudbranson and Thomas Vanek! 

    4. goalie13

      goalie13

      The Victoria Royals traded the rights to Sean Gulka for a 6th round draft pick.

  14. Had a dream last night that ferland scored a seemingly big goal against the flames.

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    2. AlwaysACanuckFan

      AlwaysACanuckFan

      Hughes ahead to Ferland, Ferland going in...he scores. Micheal Ferland has won it for the Vancouver Canucks. The Canucks finish the Flames in 7. Off to round 2 baby!

    3. CaptKirk888

      CaptKirk888

      Was it a wet dream?

    4. -DLC-

      -DLC-

      Book it, baby.

  15. there is no gord

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    2. Slender Man

      Slender Man

      ^ Too late. I already dedicated a website to it.

    3. DefensivePlay

      DefensivePlay

      well...i dedicated a planet to it. :D

    4. Slender Man

      Slender Man

      Think big or go home.

      *Walks home*

  16. I just paid 253 dollars so tomorrow i can piss in a cup

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    2. Violator

      Violator

      I get repaid eventually

    3. Wilbur

      Wilbur

      Ah, fair enough.

    4. HI5

      HI5

      Well I just saved $253 on my drug test by switchin to Geico. 

  17. Got tv hooked up for the first time since 2012.

     

    God i hate commercials.

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    2. Alflives

      Alflives

      What ever happened to Snooki?  Enquiring mind(less) people want to know.

      TV is good for sports.  I just leave it on CNN the rest of the time.  Best entertainment out there.

    3. Toni Zamboni

      Toni Zamboni

      if you gotta go with cable...the only way to tolerate it, is to get a good size hard drive and record everything instead of watching live tv...so you can skip the commercials. for near live tv, Record the first 15 mins to give yourself a buffer for skipping commercials. Otherwise cable will drive you mad. Mute is also your friend.

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Jersey Shore is on and as stupid as ever. Also, it looks like Situation has been eating too much pasta. Dude's 40, why is he hanging out with kids acting like 12 year old. 

  18. Bought canucks hockey socks at the team store for cheap and a brock boeser funko.::D

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    2. Cramarossa

      Cramarossa

      @-AJ- These things

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    3. Violator

      Violator

      @Jaku

       

      Best place to get funk pops is toy traders in langley

    4. Jaku

      Jaku

      I will be sure to hit it up when I'm down in that part of the world again.

  19. Anybody know were to get a giant canucks flag?

     

    Its for a friend

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    2. Violator

      Violator

      Like 20' x20'

    3. Xbox

      Xbox

      I assume this is exactly what you're looking for? Picked it up at a flea market for $25

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    4. CBH1926

      CBH1926

      How “big” are you looking for?

  20. Yard work is really rewarding.but i wish i had some napalm for these blackberries

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    2. coastal.view

      coastal.view

      very nice

      so that is before you tried the napalm on then i'm guessing ?

      napalm is not considered an organic product :P

       

    3. luckylager

      luckylager

      Dig em out in the winter and napalm the big ass hole. Even then a few will come back the following spring / summer

       

      So you dig those bastards out the next winter and burn the $&!# out of the hole, again. That should do it.

       

      After two digs and two burns I got rid of my blackberries, but then they &^@#ing popped up in an entirely different spot on the opposite side of the house this year.  Assholes 

       

       

    4. Violator

      Violator

      Apparently the dead ones you cut need to be hauled out.Otherwise they will just grow again such a hassle for something that tastes so good.

  21. The leafs are useless

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    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      looks like t.o. could get strome in the draft..i really like him....

    3. desiboynux4lifee*******

      desiboynux4lifee*******

      this is the worst thing that can happen. Now tomorrow they will need to play for pride plus Kadri will be back lol. If we lose tomorrow wow!

    4. BanTSN

      BanTSN

      Yeah but watch them beat the Canucks.

  22. Got my first dog today.should be interesting

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    2. goalie13

      goalie13

      @Violator It's a good move.  1 night stay at the vet hospital ~ $1,000.  Ultrasound ~ $650.  Feeding tube installed in esophagus ~ $950.  Unscheduled visit at vet hospital ~ $160.  Those are just a few recent examples.  That doesn't account for the meds, fluids and other stuff.  I wish I had taken my own advice and set aside money when he was young.  He's 14 now and I would have had enough money set aside for his recent troubles.  

       

      Don't get me wrong.  Getting a dog was the best thing we ever did.  And I have zero regrets spending all this money on him.  My only regret is not setting aside money since he was a pup.

    3. Violator

      Violator

      Yeah i will probably set up a long term savings account for her.Its the smart thing to do especially since you invest so much love and time into her.

    4. brilac

      brilac

      I had a cat who passed away in December, and I am still paying the bill.  I put it on a cc that has no interest for 6 months.  She  was in the animal hospital for 2 days, and the bill was around $3,400. 

  23. Tall skinny pregnant women freak me out they look like aliens.

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    2. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      they are aliens!!!

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce
    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      My sister when she had her first baby, you could barely tell she was pregnant. She was playing tennis two weeks before she gave birth. My oldest niece was an easy delivery too. 

       

      Now my youngest niece, nature had her revenge on my sister on that one. 

  24.  

     

    what kind of asshole does that?

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    2. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      wonder if that's MegaNuck who used to post here years ago

    3. Alflives

      Alflives

      How does any fan, and this guy is a complete moron, get down to where the players’ cars are?  Isn’t that kind of a big breach of security?  

    4. Violator

      Violator

      Hope someone gets him banned from gm

  25. Just because i wont go in for an interview Aerotek gets all cry baby on me

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    2. Violator

      Violator

      I guess its changed in the almost three years since I moved back to BC

    3. Rented Mule

      Rented Mule

      Has been this way for over a decade my man :( Still a great place work and save up to move back to BC :) were i belong !

    4. diesel_3

      diesel_3

      I could be out of Edmonton and back to BC this winter! Alberta is a DIVE!

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