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Mr. Ambien last won the day on September 12 2014

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  1. what you thinkin', wearing that skirt? what you thinkin', being a flirt?

    1. The Weasel

      The Weasel

      What you thinkin', throwin that dirt?

    2. The Weasel

      The Weasel

      It doesn't matter what you're thinking!

    3. Mr. Ambien

      Mr. Ambien

      the rock says keksius maximus

  2. season's over... how about them Grizzlies?

    1. BI3KSA-


      I'm more of a super sonics fan myself

    2. Tre Mac

      Tre Mac

      If Bibby can dish the ball to big country more, I like their chances

  3. Happy Friday time, on the way to get some Costco Russian Water

  4. Strip New England of their clothes. Nice message that judge (who was a perverted guy) sends to kids by saying it's ok to wear clothes unnecessarily. Brady is as naked as Tebow and Jesus. Then again all of New England's SB's are all naked.

    1. Lil B From The Pack
    2. Baka


      Goodell should walk behind them with a bell ringing it saying, "Shame. Shame. Shame."

  5. one of the most heinous crimes in german history http://www.thelocal.de/20150818/thieves-open-1000-beers-dont-drink-any

    1. Neil HD

      Neil HD

      I'm just waiting to see TS flip out when he reads all about it.

  6. oh looks like a foggy day today.. nope, smells like smoke

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      did someone just pass gas?

    2. Mr. Ambien

      Mr. Ambien

      whoever said it, let it

    3. thejazz97


      You smelled it you dealt it

  7. Note 5 should be released this/next month, anyone know any rough estimates after the next version of a phone has been released when to expect a big price reduction in the last version?

    1. Mr. Ambien

      Mr. Ambien

      with the rumours of Note 5 having no replaceable battery (and me liking muh extended bats/cases) I might just get the Note 4 instead

    2. NucksPatsFan


      I want to get an upgrade, and I'm eligible, but when I worked for the city I got the $50 business plan which includes 6gb data and unlimited everything else, if I upgrade I have to let it go :( So I'm still with my S3 for the sake of keeping the plan (didn't wanna buy phone outright from craigslist)

  8. Can the mods pin that new world order thread it's one of the funniest threads in years.. pin or else confirmed illuminati cover up

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    2. Jägermeister


      Right? It's hard to get actually read some of the posts, but its so worth it.

    3. -SN-


      There's a even a little bromance going on now.

    4. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      10/10 would read again

  9. trade Boeser he's had 0 points for the Canucks in the last 10 seasons.. 0/10 useless player would trade for bag of pucks

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    2. Piggy Bank

      Piggy Bank

      shud be atleast 2-3 ppg

    3. Wilbur


      He may be a bust of if Benning gets anything less than a top 5 pick, I'm going to scream for him to be fired.

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Bure sux too. No goals for canux since a long time. unretire his number and legally ban from vancover.

  10. one minute in Calgary it's sunny, next cloud wall and explosive sounding thunder and phone blowing up with tornado warnings, next moment it's sunny again.. dat weather

    1. Gstank29


      Sounds like the Oilers/Flames season

    2. Gstank29


      Oiler Preseason hype followed by huge disappointment, followed by Mcdavid.

      Flames Ok start, long losing streak at the beginning of Dec, Followed by a playoff appearence where they beat the Canucks...

    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      wait for a schnook.....

  11. Level 4 Butt/Back/Boob/Manboob sweat warning issued for Calgary -- https://twitter.com/X929/status/627603175680294914

    1. thejazz97


      I'm trying to decide which would be the worst to sweat out of out of those 4...

  12. can anyone recommend a good One Direction song? I heard they're the best

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    2. Chip Kelly

      Chip Kelly

      What makes you beautiful.



      Watch me whip now watch me Nae Nae

    4. vancan3322


      You should listen to their new song 'Drag Me Down' it's surprisingly good.

  13. is it me or are the forums taking a crap?

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    2. Horvat


      not anymore though

    3. Horvat


      had to refresh the page like 4 times that's it though

    4. PhillipBlunt


      Constant tab crashes on the Android.

  14. calgary looking like sunset outside at 1pm.. can spot a funnel cloud to the south as well

    1. TimberWolf
    2. Mr.DirtyDangles


      another lucky miss for us

    3. Mr. Ambien

      Mr. Ambien

      yeah no kidding

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