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  1. On this date in 1970, Jim Morrison found guilty of "open profanity and indecent exposure" after allegedly exposing himself at a concert in Miami in 1969.

    1. Gawdzukes


      Wanted in the county of Dade for Lewd and Lascivious behavior.  


      The Doors – Wanted (1992, CD) - Discogs

  2. Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. 

    Plato, ancient Greek Philosopher

    1. NewbieCanuckFan


      "2nd Captain.....1st Pick".



    2. Lil B From The Pack

      Lil B From The Pack

      I'm too dumb to engage in politics.


      You think I could become a future prime minister?

    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      when is the last time you saw a good government in power, anywhere? i have a problem with all of them. it comes down to choosing the lesser of the evils.

  3. I keep checking CDC like every 30 mins in hopes that I see Hughes and Pettersson signed.

  4. People holding a vigil for dead coyotes - road runner is turning over in it's grave!

    1. Ghostsof1915


      Road Runner Manufacturing lives on!


    2. NewbieCanuckFan


      ACME is announcing layoffs as they’ve lost a ton of revenues from their best customer, Wily.

    3. Iron Fist

      Iron Fist

      should've wore coyotes jerseys

  5. Awesome game Bombers!!!!!!!!!!

    1. -DLC-


      Woooo!  (Still a big Bighill & Harris fan)

  6. Oh but workin' too hard can give you a heart attack...
    You oughta know by now...

    1. NewbieCanuckFan


      Being a lazy #%$@#% like myself ain't good for job security either.:lol:

    2. Curmudgeon


      Who needs a house out in Hackensack,

      Is that all you get for your money?

    3. Nuxfanabroad


      ...but she's ALWAYS a hussy, to meeeeeee


      I don't know..would say late 70's, early 80's AM radio-overkill, spoiled Billy Joel imho. In the Old man's car, seems all we heard with only AM. Then he went thru that doo-wop, dance rock, upbeat stuff that was borderline criminal. By that time he was apparently juggling supermodels, & may have lost touch with reality?


      I guess someone could do an interesting Billy Joel song-medley.


      NYSTof Mind & This Is The Time are two of my favs

  7. 1 Sept 1976, Wish You Were Here was close to spending one year on the UK chart. Pink Floyd’s ninth studio had been premiered at Knebworth in July 1975, and was released in September that year. It was an instant success, with record company EMI unable to press enough copies to satisfy demand. The artwork for the album package was once again created by the Hipgnosis team, who created a series of tableaux based on ‘absence’, including the empty gesture of a handshake between two US business men (one of whom is on fire), a diver that causes no ripples, and a piece of gauze floating in the wind, photographed somewhere in Norfolk, UK.

    1. brilac


      That's interesting.  I have that album on cassette tape somewhere in my apartment. 

  8. So, let me get this straight.  I go to Safeway’s/Sobey’s and buy 200g of sliced ham wrapped in plastic, a loaf of bread in a plastic bag, two litres of milk in a plastic jug, a package of napkins wrapped in plastic, a tossed salad in a plastic container, a plastic bottle of mustard and a plastic bottle of ketchup, and they won’t give me a plastic bag to carry it all home because the plastic bag is bad for the environment?

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    2. Nuxfanabroad


      A green plastic watering cannn

      For a fake Chinese rubber plant

      In fake, plahhstic earthhhh

    3. Heretic


      "The earth doesn’t share our prejudice toward plastic. Plastic came out of the earth. The earth probably sees plastic as just another one of its children. Could be the only reason the earth allowed us to be spawned from it in the first place. It wanted plastic for itself. Didn’t know how to make it. Needed us. Could be the answer to our age-old egocentric philosophical question, “Why are we here?”

    4. Pears


      That’s some sound logic right there :unsure:

  9. August 9, 2021 14:30hrs update - Evacuation Alert Rescinded for Spallumcheen!  I am cautiously optimistic! 

    1. JM_


      nice, glad to hear it. Must be some scary moments in the last few days. 



  10. Is on evacuation alert.  :(

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    2. Ghostsof1915


      I know people don't like rain. But I was outside this morning and I loved it. Perfect temperature, warm rain falling down. I hope it stays this way for a week or two to give the firefighters a chance to get everything contained and put out. 

    3. Roger Neilsons Towel

      Roger Neilsons Towel

      Sorry to hear that. Stay safe!

      Hoping for lots of rain!

    4. Dazzle


      I'm praying for lots of rain in the right areas.

  11. The fat lady is singing En Francais!

    1. Elias Pettersson

      Elias Pettersson

      She has already finished singing and is on her way to McDonald's to get several of those new BIGGER Big Mac's...

    2. Dazzle


      It's not over until the fat lady sings.

      Unfortunately, the series is going to be over soon :(

    3. Alflives


      Celine Dionne?  

  12. It's so hot, I'm going to have ice cream for dinner!

    1. Ghostsof1915


      Good plan

      I'm thinking of a caesar wrap. But if I have to grill bacon to go with it. I might pass. 

    2. goalie13


      Do you think they will let me set up a camp chair in the dairy section at the grocery store?  I would be happy to give product advice in exchange for use of the space.

  13. Ten years ago...

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      i have trouble remembering what happened yesterday. i think i had fish and chips for supper.

  14. Fear is the mind killer...

    1. Angry Goose

      Angry Goose

      It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.


  15. 2 of Toffoli's 4 playoff goals so far are Game Winning ones and leads his team in points - gee, wasn't he a Canuck?  Why oh why did we let him slip away?

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    2. NewbieCanuckFan


      @Heretic As bad as that trade was, and it was bad, we still got at least two full solid seasons out of Pederson.  Toffoli was a pointless rental in the end.

    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      but it does prove that JB has a good eye for talent.

    4. NewbieCanuckFan


      Well there was Gudbranson.:P  Course everyone makes mistakes.  Key is acknowledging them and correcting them (Pearson for that pile of garbage)

  16. McBust and Mathwho? I'm loving it!

    1. Ghostsof1915


      I wanna rock and roll all niiiiiight. And party every day......

    2. Phil_314


      lol "Mathwhos"?  Brilliant.

  17. Hab sweet it is!

    1. Ghostsof1915



    2. brilac



    3. brilac


      It's so Habstastic!

  18. Tip of the day: If you get an email entitled, "Nude Photo of Nancy Pelosi," don't open it. It contains a nude photo of Nancy Pelosi.

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    2. drummer4now


      Hard to believe she is like 81 years old :blink:


      Her and Shatner must have the same genes. 

    3. 4petesake
    4. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      are they signed? 81? a year younger than me. picture of wrinkled old skin.

  19. ...how the other half lives...

  20. You know that it would be untrue

    You know that I would be a liar

    If I was to say to you

    Girl, we couldn't get much higher

    1. Ghostsof1915


      That Baritone. 

      Died way, way, way too young. 

    2. Rubik
  21. The conspiracy theorists may be right - Covid shots lower your IQ!  I have an insipid urge to immigrate to the US and vote democrat!  

  22. Hey Tonight

    1. NewbieCanuckFan


      I tried that line this past weekend.  Suffice to say, I slept alone again.

  23. Hoping the Leafs don't let me down this playoffs.  The only thing that makes a non Canucks playoff year worth it is seeing the Leafs choke in the 1st round.

    1. goalie13


      I'm torn between what is better, a Leaf first round exit, or the Leafs losing the first game of the season and already being too far back to consider the playoffs a possibility.

    2. c00kies


      This is their best chance, especially if they get Montreal in the first round. Edmonton and Winnipeg both have issues as well. That said, they did lose to Columbus last year, so...

  24. Kopitar with 1,000 points - we could have drafted him could we have not?

    1. Coconuts


      Should've drafted Kopitarz

    2. Petey_BOI


      you would have wasted a pick on a guy that turned out to be a overpaid 33 year old veteran?

    3. Chickenspear


      We could have, but we took Bourdon instead. Not exactly a fair debate.

  25. People try to put us d-down... Talkin' 'bout my generation...

    1. Petey_BOI


      makes me wonder sometimes.

    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      thats because your such an old cudger. take your geritol gramps.

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