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  1. Hang on, put your money where your mouth is, if you are being literal, and chastising people for not wearing a pride shirt, let us see you wear a Nazi shirt. No? You're not going to love Nazi's? So you too are not being inclusive? Stop playing the "religion" card - it's getting boring.
  2. I'd go with David Reinbacher, looks like a good defensemen.
  3. Shoot, wrong room, I thought this was about that song, In the year, 2525....
  4. My systems are on Web Hosting Canada, and have been for over 10 years.
  5. Wish someone would pay be $19.5 million to go away! I chose the wrong career lol!
  6. Yeah, but just about every Canucks fan knows that if a Canuck did that - he would have been suspended the 10 games.
  7. Hard to win when you don't score goals - I was mad at Luongo at first as well - but when you review the stats - he wasn't to blame at all.
  8. Any Canucks fan cheering for Vegas should just leave now. Vegas looks like the Bruins of 2011 - allowed to do whatever they like. Tkachuk gets cross checked into the net and no call. Clean awesome hit on Eichel and he gets a penalty for that? What a joke.
  9. So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour "monitors" and then this happened. Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries? Me - excuse me? Her - you are wasting our bags! Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself. Her - that's not my job! Me - okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that's all right with you. Her - why are you using two bags?! Me - because the bags are weak and I don't want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out. Her - well that's because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn't need to double bag. *10 seconds of me just staring at her. Me - so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don't have to double bag. Her - exactly. Me - so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items. Her - no because you wouldn't be double bagging. *me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching. Me - okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I'm still using two bags for these two items. Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it's not the same number of bags. *me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show. Me- is this like that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about? Her- never mind you just don't get it. And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skills.
  10. Why wait until Saturday? Should be starting Thursday. One of these teams is going to win their 1st Stanley Cup. #jealous
  11. It was fixed! Course if the Canucks had won, everyone else would have said the same thing. Oh well, here's to another 10 years of mediocracy!
  12. Bedard's midi-chlorians are off the chart!
  13. Cry that they cheated trying to circumvent the cap and got caught and now have less CAP for next season?
  14. Interesting fact - the 3 teams that beat the Canucks in a SCF all lost in this years first round!

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    2. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      they still have cups and we dont tho

    3. -DLC-

      -DLC-

      I know that because I cheered hard for them all to lose!

       

    4. morrissex95

      morrissex95

      Islanders, Rangers and Bruins 

  15. Hahahahahahahahahaa!!!!!!! That kind of makes up for 2011! "Peaked too soon"! LOL
  16. Stinkin' Oliers, Stinkin' Leafs, Stinkin' Bruins... no point watching anymore....

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Stinkin' Golden Spray.

    2. hammertime

      hammertime

      Go Cats stick it to em.

    3. Heretic

      Heretic

      Gee - I spoke too soon - was sure the NHL had a fix in for the "beloved" Bruins!

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