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  1. McBust and Mathwho? I'm loving it!

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      I wanna rock and roll all niiiiiight. And party every day......

    2. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      lol "Mathwhos"?  Brilliant.

  2. Hab sweet it is!

    1. Ghostsof1915
    2. brilac

      brilac

      OH YEAH OH YEAH!!

    3. brilac

      brilac

      It's so Habstastic!

  3. Tip of the day: If you get an email entitled, "Nude Photo of Nancy Pelosi," don't open it. It contains a nude photo of Nancy Pelosi.

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    2. drummer4now

      drummer4now

      Hard to believe she is like 81 years old :blink:

       

      Her and Shatner must have the same genes. 

    3. 4petesake
    4. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      are they signed? 81? a year younger than me. picture of wrinkled old skin.

  4. Things are going exactly as I have foreseen! Habs have the Leafs exactly where we want them - ripe for a series choke!
  5. ...how the other half lives...

  6. Samsung, for 21 year now with no issues. 1st one I got was the M100 Uproar (1st cell phone with MP3 player built in). Didn't replace it until the S5 came out! Now, I have a S10+ and only reason I'm not still using my S5 is because of work - I needed a newer version of Android to support an App. Wife has had: S2, S6 and S9.
  7. My ideal off season? We win the draft lottery and go on to win the SCF next year! Can't get much more ideal than that!
  8. Funny how a few minutes before that, he was crosschecked into the ice - no call, but he gets a penalty and a fine for retaliating.
  9. The Grandmother of all Blonde Jokes This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she if OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said ... . . . "FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."
  10. The grass usually isn't greener on the other side of the fence!
  11. You know that it would be untrue

    You know that I would be a liar

    If I was to say to you

    Girl, we couldn't get much higher

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      That Baritone. 

      Died way, way, way too young. 

    2. Rubik
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