Polar bear: Help me, I fell into the water, and now I'm dissolving!
Black bear: But bears are insoluble..
Polar bear: Easy for you to say, you're not polar!
Funny pictures thread?
Since we're into chemistry jokes,
Proton walks into a bar, and finds Neutron sobbing over a drink.
"Don't be so negative, you two have chemistry!"
"How do you know?"
"Because I'm positive!"
... Right, that's why I'm at home and not out with friends...