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  1. Mars Rover 'Curiosity' makes huge find confirming liquid water was once present on Mars, and increasing the probability that life could also have been present!

  2. I now declare the 2012 Summer Birthday Boozefest officially open. Let the games begin!

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    2. -DLC-

      -DLC-

      (and it's not my bday, but this song just works)

    3. Sharpshooter

      Sharpshooter

      Thank you ladies, much appreciated. Nice tunage Deb! Shift, already working on it, cause it's 5pm somewhere in the world. ;)

    4. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Forget the troubles of the world for one day, sit back and do absolutely nothing :)

  3. Touchdown! Well done NASA!

  4. You have one choice in return for Lui.... Bjugstad? Gudbranson? Weiss? Versteeg?

  5. So....what did I miss?

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    2. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      I've never interacted with you.

    3. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      Off-Topic forums really missed you.

    4. Super19

      Super19

      holy sheet, just found out you're back and i marked out hard lol. wb.

  6. Facepalm me, the quote, the sig or Ehrhoff?

  7. Thank you kindly wp. I went to AIT. Al-Queda Institute of Thread-Jacking. Online courses of course.

  8. Canucks Talk is a cesspool of stupidity and ignorance. Should be renamed Canucks Whine.

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    2. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      I am considering a request to IP ban myself from this board.

    3. Sharpshooter

      Sharpshooter

      Heretic, you could always 'pray' for me to. ;)

    4. Slaytanic Wehrmacht

      Slaytanic Wehrmacht

      "Whiner Line" is already taken Sharpie. :P

  9. http://forum.canucks.com/user/41540-nucksinnorway/

    BB...help this person feel like one of our own, with me.

  10. I want you to help me reach out to this Canuck fan. I want all your 'friends' to help me say hello to this fan in Norway and make him/her feel like one of us. http://forum.canucks.com/user/41540-nucksinnorway/

  11. Hi NIN!

    Tell me what you are doing to represent The Canucks in Norway!

    Do you have pictures??

    If not....I want to see pictures!!

  12. The server forum.canucks.com at cPanel requires a username and password.

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    2. Sharpshooter

      Sharpshooter

      Cpanel does NOT move like Jagger.

    3. Denguin

      Denguin

      It's not even accepting my password anymore...

    4. Bombastik der Teutone

      Bombastik der Teutone

      i hope its just temporary

  13. GOOD LUCK EVERYONE !!~~This year October has 5 Mondays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This Happens once every 823years. This is called money bags. So copy this to your status and money will arrive within 4days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui. The one who does not copy, will be without money. Copy within 11 mins of reading. ....and if I don't receive money in 4 days, I'm gonna RAGE!

  14. Hello....can I be your friend? You are gosh darn awesome.

  15. Hello....can I be your friend? You are gosh darn awesome.

  16. NavyBlue.....i'm coming for you! Muahaha....your reign of idiocy is at the precipice of ruination,,,,,only a little longer now before the reaper reaps.

    1. Bertuzzi Babe

      Bertuzzi Babe

      Need a whetstone, Sharp? ;-)

    2. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      need a partner in crme, Sharp? :P

    3. Sharpshooter

      Sharpshooter

      Voucer...no I don't need a handkerchief...but you may need one soon.

  17. Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed.

    1. Navyblue

      Navyblue

      The oppressed have apparently been heard. Loving it.

    2. Bertuzzi Babe

      Bertuzzi Babe

      Not as clearly as YOUR version of the oppressed would like to think, NB! LMAO!!

  18. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

  19. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

    1. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      Just imagine what the guy in the apartment above you was thinking

    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      don't you just hate it, when that happens....it happens to me when i'm in the bath tub....

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Lay off the farina lol :P

  20. Lately, i've come to realize that.....without me, this place is just aweso.

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    2. nuckZ#1

      nuckZ#1

      thats funny because that's exactly how this place is without me!

    3. EmployeeoftheMonth

      EmployeeoftheMonth

      Well I'm certainly finding out who I won't be making trades with in fantasy hockey. ;)

    4. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      what did you call me?

  21. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      yah! i beat my computer 2 out of 3 times at kick boxing...the other time, it got in a lucky kick.

    3. NightHawkSniper

      NightHawkSniper

      I guess you haven't run into a supercomputer lately...

    4. Armada

      Armada

      I got a KICK out of this joke.

  22. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

    1. srsface

      srsface

      when did you get unbanned? :P

    2. kanucks25

      kanucks25

      Why is the better question.

      I keed :P Welcome back

    3. :D

      :D

      Does friendship also relieve pain from jellyfish stings?

  23. Just out of curiosity...what's your 'real' a/s/l??

    *wink wink*

  24. "Fredrick! Come take me in the butt!"

    HAHAHAHA!

    She's hilarious!

  25. Funny, I too am slightly erotic and mostly just very funny.

    tee hee.

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