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  1. 2021-11-29 4:30pm Canucks @ Montreal Somewhere (I don't care what they 'name' the arenas anymore) TV: SNE, SNO, SNP Eyore Edition aka Doom & Gloom Again? Vancouver Canucks Roster: ADAM BRUBACHER 2 D DOB 1995-12-13 HT 6-4 WT 205 VIEW JACK RATHBONE 3 D DOB 1999-05-20 HT 5-10 WT 177 VIEW MADISON BOWEY 4 D DOB 1995-04-22 HT 6-2 WT 200 VIEW CAMERON SCHILLING 5 D DOB 1988-10-07 HT 6-3 WT 190 VIEW ASHTON SAUTNER 6 D DOB 1994-05-27 HT 6-1 WT 189 VIEW NIC PETAN 7 C DOB 1995-03-22 HT 5-9 WT 170 VIEW WILL LOCKWOOD 10 RW DOB 1998-06-20 HT 5-11 WT 185 VIEW JARID LUKOSEVICIUS 14 RW DOB 1995-02-05 HT 5-10 WT 194 VIEW SHELDON DRIES 15 C DOB 1994-04-23 HT 5-9 WT 181 VIEW JOHN STEVENS 16 C DOB 1994-04-17 HT 6-3 WT 204 VIEW VINCENT ARSENEAU 18 LW DOB 1992-03-26 HT 6-2 WT 220 VIEW CARSON FOCHT 19 C DOB 2000-02-04 HT 6-0 WT 175 VIEW CHASE WOUTERS 21 C DOB 2000-02-08 HT 6-0 WT 185 VIEW JETT WOO 22 D DOB 2000-07-27 HT 6-0 WT 198 VIEW DEVANTE STEPHENS 24 D DOB 1997-01-02 HT 6-3 WT 191 VIEW SPENCER MARTIN 30 G DOB 1995-06-08 HT 6-3 WT 194 VIEW PHIL DI GIUSEPPE 34 LW DOB 1993-10-09 HT 6-0 WT 200 VIEW ALEX KANNOK LEIPERT 41 D DOB 2000-07-20 HT 6-0 WT 200 VIEW TRAVIS HAMONIC 42 D DOB 1990-08-16 HT 6-2 WT 205 VIEW DANILA KLIMOVICH 46 RW DOB 2003-01-09 HT 6-1 WT 208 VIEW NOAH JUULSEN 47 D DOB 1997-04-02 HT 6-2 WT 201 VIEW GUILLAUME BRISEBOIS 55 D DOB 1997-07-21 HT 6-3 WT 189 VIEW SHELDON REMPAL 56 RW DOB 1995-08-07 HT 5-10 WT 173 VIEW KAREL PLASEK 62 LW DOB 2000-07-28 HT 5-11 WT 184 VIEW MICHAEL DIPIETRO 65 G DOB 1999-06-09 HT 6-0 WT 200 VIEW ARTURS SILOVS 76 G DOB 2001-03-22 HT 6-3 WT 217 VIEW TRISTEN NIELSEN 84 C DOB 2000-02-23 HT 5-10 WT 184 VIEW ETHAN KEPPEN 92 LW DOB 2001-03-20 HT 6-2 WT 203 VIEW JUSTIN BAILEY 95 RW DOB 1995-07-01 HT 6-4 WT 215 ******** Montreal roster (check out the injuries!): Source: https://www.naturalstattrick.com/game.php?season=20212022&game=20305 LW C RW TYLER TOFFOLI CHRISTIAN DVORAK JOSH ANDERSON JONATHAN DROUIN JAKE EVANS BRENDAN GALLAGHER ARTTURI LEHKONEN NICK SUZUKI COLE CAUFIELD MICHAEL PEZZETTA RYAN POEHLING JOEL ARMIA DEFENSIVE PAIRINGS BEN CHIAROT JEFF PETRY ALEXANDER ROMANOV DAVID SAVARD MATTIAS NORLINDER SAMI NIKU 1ST POWERPLAY UNIT TYLER TOFFOLI NICK SUZUKI BRENDAN GALLAGHER JEFF PETRY JONATHAN DROUIN 2ND POWERPLAY UNIT JOSH ANDERSON CHRISTIAN DVORAK COLE CAUFIELD BEN CHIAROT SAMI NIKU 1ST PENALTY KILL UNIT CHRISTIAN DVORAK JOEL ARMIA BEN CHIAROT JEFF PETRY 2ND PENALTY KILL UNIT JAKE EVANS ARTTURI LEHKONEN ALEXANDER ROMANOV DAVID SAVARD GOALIES JAKE ALLEN SAMUEL MONTEMBEAULT INJURIES IR SHEA WEBER IR JOEL EDMUNDSON IR MATHIEU PERREAULT IR PAUL BYRON IR CAREY PRICE OUT MIKE HOFFMAN DTD CHRIS WIDEMAN Badges explained: ⚠ : Game-time Decision IR : Injured Reserve list DTD : Day-to-Day OUT : Out ************************* So they fired Dresses-Like-A-Clown and have a couple future HOF-ers injured; not sure if that’ll be enough for these Snake-Bit Canucks. Looks like Corey’s Big Dog Showdown in the Dressing Room might have been more Mills & Bo v Slim & The Flow than Mills v Bo(?) If Green is still coach, perhaps he should consider putting Brock and Petey on the 4th line and not give them a sniff for the first 10 minutes. "Nice knee." "You too." "Maybe we shouldn't have dogged it so much..." "Yeah, my butt hurts." "Sorry about that." Move Podz up and keep him up; PP too. Revamp PP1 and give PP2 the first minute of power plays. If Benning is still GM, please get us some Meat Hooks asap. This guy might have handled the Bruins better last night: That Rat & the Refs Show last night was beyond ridiculous. To hell with the penalties, fines, and suspensions, someone should have run that POS out of his own rink. I’m sure Vintage will update the rosters later today; I will be interested to see if Hamonic plays in these Canada games. Montreal’s Ex-GM leading the way for his new KHL team!
  2. I have some stuff ready for the GDT today Nov 29/21 Nux @ Montreal.
  3. I stopped reading at 'as a Montreal fan'. Now move along Quijibored, this here's for Nux Fans!
  4. 6-0 Petey with the opening goal, which wins this shutout. EN goal by Gar to top off a 3 point night. Miller ejected in the first. Bradiot Marshratsass leaves the ice crying, never to return. (Found at Main and Hastings at Christmas selling Nostril Licks for hits.) DOP(e)S meeting in the morning says: "He had it coming to him! Miller can play again tomorrow against the newly defamed Montreal Merde."
  5. C'mon, give a fig, Fig. Go Figger. You got a rock n roll heart? How 'bout a hungry heart? Alf's got his eye on your 'Newtons'. Alfie's eyes, are watching you, watching your every frigg'n move Jack. Now contribute something, if you want to.
  6. Hank and Dank Prez and VP Hockey Ops KB3 as GM Burr as coach. Luongo as stick boy and he has to cut his hair and wash that greasy thing.
  7. 'Lias, This is your Onkell, Yoal De Koup, from Kanaduh. Ittus time to goink to verk and urnink da Krona, yah? Vee vill noo you are verkink ven you Bite the Siberian Hamster! Now go, skate, pass, shoot, and score! "Eeze not a ratta Meestah Faulty, eetza Siberian Hamster. Evolution of the genus Bradiot Marshratass from the Siberian Hamster:
  8. As long as the effort is there, I'm still cheering. I'm still cheering for them anyway, of course, but a poor effort is not good entertainment. If a guy's banged up or something, ok, but lazy line changes and whippet-assed whiffs backchecking is not. Everybody's gotta get their nose dirty. Cheat a bit; hell, they call us anyway. But care.
  9. Good, good, good.. (palms rubbing)... Revenge edition, Karma edition, call it what you will but these Bruins and their boorish fans owe us! I'm starting to come around to JT's corner; let's get mad, at anything (finding your neighbour's underwear in your laundry basket MAD). Drink as much as you can now, quit at one o'clock, and let that bile seethe into a mini-hangover, grumpy, shaking mess if you have to, but get MAD. We should do something right off the bat, that just pizzes everyone off, coaches, players, refs, and especially that lunatic fringe crowd. Make the crowd do something like throwing $&!# on the ice, that costs the Bruins...now what could that be? I'm going to suggest this small change to the Nuck's helmets: Then get one of our wizards to hack into their big screen and show all the crappy goals they have let in etc. Or maybe more subtlety, just change like the goal horn playing for the Nux and fart noises if they score (which they won't). Because, Halak shutout. Revenge, baby. And Rat-Face out for the season. Karma, baby.
  10. Some kind of green.. Yeah, I don't know how to get it from the testbed to the forum. Nor if it is good to go.
  11. This is what I think Petey hasn't been getting enough of; practice, practice, practice.
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