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  1. Why was 6 watching 7 on her onlyfans account? Because 7, 8, 9 on HD camera with close up shots of the action and this is what 6 likes to fap to, but then suffers from post nutt clarity that he could never get a girl like 7 or 9 for that matter so he gets depressed and thinks to himself he is no 6 he is more like a 0, nothing, so he presses the tip of a gun to his temple and feels the cold steel against his skin, he laughs for a moment cause at least he can feel something, anything. Maybe he doesn't want to die afterall, maybe there is a reason to live but the gun accidentally discharges and while it's not a lethal shot it horribly disfigures 6 to point of looking more like a 2 and even though he should feel terrible and just finish himself off it awakens something inside of him, a will and power he never knew was there a will to live and to help all the other 6s that are going through the same problems he is, so he becomes a motivational speaker and earns millions from the speaking engagements to the self-help books, and he finds a 9 that loves him for who he truely is and everynight they say I love you after a good 69 session, and he lived happily ever after until 9 hired a 5 to assassinate 6 to inherit all his money and get all the insurance money to move with 10 to to live in luxury in Costa Rica.
  2. After game 1 against Minny it was clear the Canuck's weren't doing the "little things" needed to win, enter Little Things Loui and the rest is history.
  3. Ok you see well it all starts in the kingdom Arendelle a wealthy Nordic kingdom. It is learned by the king and queen that their eldest daughter Elsa has ice powers. When playing with her younger sister she accidentally hits her in the head with an ice bolt. The king races the injured daughter to a satanic stone circle where the eldest of the possessed rocks heals her and says that the only way for Elsa to control her power is to conquer her fear. The king and queen decide to hide her away in the castle and lock her in her room as to not cause her fear. They then set sail to find a cure for their daughter’s affliction. Tragedy strikes and their boat sinks in a raging storm. Fast forward about a decade and now Elsa is of age to ascend the throne. Anna in particular is excited for this day since the castle has been shut off to outsiders all this time. She hopes to meet people and maybe even fall in love. As fate would have it she meets a charming prince named Hanz and they fall in love and decide to get married. After the coronation festivities they seek the blessing of Anna’s older sister and the new Queen Elsa. She refuses to give her blessing and starts to freeze everything in arendelle. As she does this she runs to the mountains to avoid freezing all of her subjects. Anna decides to go after her to get her to unfreeze the kingdom. Along the way she meets an ice salesman named christoph and his reindeer life partner Sven and enlists their aid to find her sister. Together they climb the mountain and find an ice castle created by Elsa at the top. Anna confronts Elsa and tells her to unfreeze the kingdom, Elsa says she cannot and once again accidentally ice blasts Anna but this time in the heart. Christoph knows who can help and takes Anna to the satanic stones. Meanwhile Prince Hanz has been taking care of the people of Arendelle in the absence of their entire leadership. It is then decided by some of the others that the only way to end this is to kill Elsa. Hanz forbids this and goes with the group to make sure she is not killed but rather reasoned with. Christoph brings Anna to the possessed stones and they have a musical number about getting Anna and Christoph together. Christoph informs them that this is not possible as she is engaged. The possessed stones say that is not a problem all they have to do is get the fiancé out of the way and she will be free to bone Christoph. The elder satanic rock claims that because the ice blast hit Anna’s heart only true love can cure her now. So Christoph mounts his mentally challenged reindeer and speeds back to the kingdom to find Hanz. Back at the Kingdom Anna is reunited with Hanz, she explains to him what’s up and as he leans in for true loves kiss he informs her that he does not love her and she was just a means to become king. Dying from the cold Anna escapes to find that Elsa has been locked in metallic hand clamps in the dungeon. Now the interesting thing here is there would have been no time for Hanz to have forged these custom made shackles specific for Elsa so that means her parents had designed and created them with the possibility in mind of locking their eldest daughter in the dungeon at some point. But I digress. Chrisoph races back to save Anna while Hanz goes out into what is now a raging blizzard to kill Elsa. Just as Anna is about to freeze she stops Hanz’s sword from fatally killing Elsa. The curse is lifted the true love was the love that Anna felt for her sister Elsa. Elsa quickly learns now how to control her power and undoes all that was done before bringing summer back to Arendelle. All live happily ever after except for Hanz who is thrown on a cargo ship with farm animals forever to live in disgrace while Anna and Christoph hook up.
  4. Unpopular opinion, Prince Hanz from Frozen was a good dude and the only reason he turned evil was cause the possessed rocks cursed him so that Anna would hook up Christoph instead. Change my mind.
  5. The moment I knew Fetch had to be lynched
  6. Full Game Report Starting Roles ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mafia ----------------------------------------------------------- (Sharpshooter) Mafia - Averagepeen - it's ok not worth writing to grandma about though TP ----------------------------------------------------------- (BK) TP - Macropeen - was blessed by Jupiter himself and made in his image (AV) TP - Micropeen - was believed to be a girl at birth (DM) TP - Micropeen - doc thought he sliced it off during c-section Round 1 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- - SS jealous of BK's manhood tries to kill him and perform a peen transplant on himself - BK's massive peen alerted him to the scum plans - AV micropeen doesn't even work - DM micropeen was a smidge longer and functions -BKs peen cost a late night fee -DMs peen got the HIV -Bks peen plays on the double feature screen -Avs peen went straight to DVD -Bks peen need no introduction -AVs peen don't even function -Bks peen served a whole luncheon -DMs Peen, it look like a munchkin -BKs peen, rumble in the jungle -DMs peen got touched by his uncle -BK's peen grade-A beef -AVs peen, it's one erection was brief
  7. SS Has been Lynched SS (Scum Averagepeen) With that the average sized scum has been lynched The town has won on the back of BK's Macropenis!! Congrats Town.
  8. SS you are set to be lynched you may have final words
  9. VC DM(2) - SS, BK AV(1) - DM 5 Minutes till NF!!!!
  10. Please don't interfere with the game, save your commentary for when the game is finished. Thank you in advance.
  11. It was determined that with a coin flip AV's penis was shorter than DM's 1/18th of a picometer. Disgusted and regretting his decision to create such an abomination GOD decided to kill AV for having such a small micropenis, it was so small he could only let out urine drop by drop which flowed down his balls, he wiped AV from existence and memory. AV - (Town Micropianist) Round Ends in 25 Minutes get your votes in
  12. BK - B=========D SS - B=====D DM - B=D AV - B=D
  13. That’s what my date said last night when I romanced her by putting my Aladeenis in a platter and unveiled dinner.
  14. the lowest poster is automatically assumed this is the case.
  15. NEW RULE: PLAYER WITH THE LOWEST POST COUNT BY 6:30PM gets GKed.
  16. NF 7PM PST get it done. - no rules except must vote for lynch
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