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  1. ‘Twas the night before Sexmas and all through the dungeons Echoed the sticky sounds of @Blue Jay 22warming up with nude lungins The dildos were each carefully hung on a metal wall prong In hopes that soon Aladeenterklaus would be there with his magical schlong @Master Radishes Was tied to the rack edging closely to pain with the insatiable longing for The Aladeenis occupying his brain @Ceres in his gimp suit and @falcon45ca dressed as a furry was @luckylager’s darkest fantasy so he came in a hurry With @112 and @otherwise wrestling in mud Everyone went silent when The Aladeenis hit the window with a thud @Alain Vigneault sprang to the window quick like a chicken in hopes he could catch the Aladeenis with a least one good lickin the sweat streaked on the window came dripping in through a crack It was finally broken from being hit by a massive ball sack @JohnLocke was thrilled that all year he had it just right For he had been as naughty as could be just for this magical night when what to his lustful eyes caught his vision but a massive schlong carried by eight happy henchmen with his knowledge of schlongs and his sight ever so keen He knew in an instant it must attach only to Aladeen More glorious than a mountain more beautiful than spring the names of each henchman cried out with a ring Come @Time Lord come @hoggers come @King Heffy and @DarthMelvin Stroke @Kryten stroke @ilduce39 stroke @Qwags and even Virtanen to the top of the head to the top of the shaft stroke it all stroke it all stroke it all fast Dry rubbing without lube can definitely chaff Make sure to use saliva just to be safe Higher than the house the Aladeenis it grew With an industrial tub full of lube and every known sex toy too twerking down low asses slapping against the floor Caused the Aladeenis to break down the once mighty door like an anaconda it glided to each person in turn but to @thejazz97 it paused just at his stern this was all too much titillation for poor @milk and honey that he shot his load early all over his tummy Finally Aladeenterklaus appeared and all thought they were dreamin for his majestic beard was glistening with love and probably semen a bundle of sex toys was slung over his shoulder this made @Intoewsables harder than any granite boulder His balls how they glistened his Aladeenis how epic whatever it entered the Aladeenis would wreck it His eyes couldn’t be seen through his sunglasses worn at night but if anyone did they’d instantly know he was high as a kite He had huge muscles and an 8 pack of abs With all the partners he’s had he definitely has crabs Oozing of sexuality and probably other substances as well will the mods read this it’s impossible to tell Aladeen spoke not a word but just grunted and moaned For each and every mafia player in turn was forcefully boned And when he was done all he did by force only shame and regret lingered with a touch of remorse yet next year would come and all would happen the same at least that is what all hope and yet Aladeen did exclaim Merry Sexmas to all women and each and every single man I will talk to you soon if this poem doesn’t get me a permanent ban
  2. Don’t forget aladeenterklaus comes tonight!
  3. The struggle is the fun part of Aladeen’s love.
  4. No need to ask me... Aladeen’s love is for all, though it’s also hard and fast and will leave you full of shame and remorse yet with the insatiable desire for more.
  5. I love you all... even those of you I don’t like.
  6. I think Arizona should throw in a 7th rounder in 2021 or 2022 to make it balanced but other than that I think both GMs would be crazy not to consider this deal. Arizona wins the cup this year and the Canucks win the cup in ‘21 - 2121 that is. Benefits hockey in the desert now and our Great Great grandchildren get to watch the Canucks win it all after they recover - I think this is a classic win now - benefit the future type trade. Should really be a blueprint for all future transactions.
  7. U stands for under so not 20 or older
  8. I am almost certain you are wrong it’s only those with full NMC. Louie doesn’t need to be protected with his modified NTC.
  9. Everybody that browses this topic has been impregnated by me.
  10. No a Bro is someone who will give you a quick Bro Job should the mood strike you... see @Blue Jay 22 Actually I have a the world's largest collection of nipples.... I will comment no further on this subject.
  11. One Duran is just not the same without the other Duran... kinda leaves me hungry like the wolf.
  12. At least PM and AotC didn’t make the Jedi Order completely meaningless and being a Jedi worthless. I’ll come at you all day son... ALL DAY
  13. In a bubble TFA wasn’t bad, not great but not terrible, TLJ is the problem and made it impossible for the story to recover
  14. I’m not saying the episodes 1-3 are good by any stretch and it’s obvious it was for kids but the reality is there that there was a progression of storyline if you read the original canon books the flow is there... there is continuity in the story if you suspend the focus on the cheesemuff acting and gimmick characters. The special effects in the new trilogy are cool, I actually liked sitting in Dbox seats watching it in 3D and spending about $50 for the privilege but the reality is Disney tried to emulate the success they had with Marvel movies in a fictional universe that continuity is key and it just didn’t work. in marvel who cares if things don’t follow established physics, who cares if the avengers beat up someone without a compelling back story, it doesn’t matter because the audience can suspend story for action, but in an established SW universe it doesn’t make sense and that is the main reason the marvel formula didn’t work for SW. When the creative direction was altered in the TLJ by throwing out all of Abrams plans it made for a movie that didn’t fit in with the overall story arc and whereas a terrible character like Jar Jar can be forgiven so long as the story progresses when the story continuity is broken all problems therein are amplified.
  15. omg... are you serious? if I had the time to tell you how wrong you were about it all I would. At least, at least the prequels had character development and an anti-hero epic, wtf does TFA and TLJ have? absolutely nothing going for it... I would lay out step by step how terrible TLJ truly was on a scale never before seen on screen but I have done this before in mafia and it really isn't worth my time. I would take Jar Jar all day everyday over the pathetic excuse for a movie that was TLJ Ok I do have the time: Why TLJ Sucks more than even the Prequels: 1. Zero Character Development - Evidenced especially in the Character Finn... in TFA Finn was a goofy Stormtrooper that had a struggle of conscience in not wanting to kill and thus turned away from the FO. He was not an exceptional pilot, not an exceptional soldier, was pretty ordinary in every way - and got his ass kicked by a regular stormtrooper in TFA. Then in TLJ he somehow has grown into a warrior who is able to defeat one of the best soldiers all while giving witty one liners like "chrome dome". What made the Original Trilogy so great was the Hero's Epic... watching farm boy Luke turn into a Jedi unafraid of facing Vader and Palpatine on their own Death Star... what turned Finn into a one man chrome dome wrecking crew? Who dafaq is snoke? Why is General Hux so lame? What is Phasma's Story and why does she give af? Purple haired lady - where did she come from why is she the best choice to be leader? etc etc etc 2. The underlying theme of the movie? Don't question authority - Evidenced by the purple haired lady and her "plan" to save all the Resistance from the Superior forces of the FO. This she refuses to share with their most senior pilot and war hero Poe Dameron. Why couldn't she share her stupid plan that made no sense with him? cause she didn't trust him but he should trust her implicitly - someone who has never been shown before should be trusted unquestioningly by the main hero of the Resistance like WTF? To enact her stupid plan at minimum dozens of resistance members had to have known it including every pilot of every ship that was in their resistance armada and yet it must be kept secret from Poe. Even when Poe feels compelled to mutiny to find out if they can save the last of the Resistance, still she won't tell him the lame ass plan. 3. Gotcha! Gotcha! Gotcha!.... This movie is all about the Gotchas or maybe fans of this gross incompetence of film might say "subverting our expectations" How many twists can one movie have? Well for the folks that made TLJ the more the better apparently. Gotcha examples: Rey Finds Luke after all the struggle of the first movie to epically and ceremoniously give him his lightsaber back - Gotcha! - Luke doesn't give an eff and tosses it away like it's garbage Tie Fighter Destroys the bridge of Leia's ship, She and the entire resistance command are sucked into space and Leia is effed - Gotcha! - Leia is really a force wielding space angle that is only mildly inconvenienced by getting sucked into space - didn't see that one coming you dumbass audience did you? Finn and Rose must leave Armada and find one man in the Galaxy that can break the Code, no other person is capable of disabling a hyperspace tracker except him - Gotcha! - Turns out a Random guy they get imprisoned with is capable of that as well, damn it's lucky there were 2 such Master Code Breakers at the same Casino what are the odds of that? Time to play some Craps. - But wait wait - Double Gotcha - it was a trap because somehow someone in the FO was able to predict this terrible plan and hire one of the only 2 Master Code Breakers in the galaxy to turn on them - Like the old saying goes when playing Craps always bet on black Who can forget the scene where Luke comes out to face the FO's army, standing so valiant and they blast the eff out of him and nothing, so Kylo goes into one of his patented Emo rages and destroys Luke in single combat - Gotcha! - It's Hologram Luke and you can't kill Hologram Luke you fool! - Double Gotcha Luke still dies. From Sandy Hoth to "Meh Rey's parents weren't important actually after all the hype in the TFA" there are so many gotchas throughout the movie it's like an easter egg hunt if you ever want to waste 2 hours of your life going back to rewatching the movie. 4. Changing the established physics within a science fiction - Why has no one ever thought to build ships before with hyper drives and use them as missiles before? Cause they didn't have purple hair, this can be the only logical reason from TLJ. But in reality the physics within the SW universe has long held about hyper space travel is that your not moving faster but rather opening into a pocket outside of the normal universe. This is why it is impressive when the Falcon did the Kessel Run in Under 12 Parsecs (not meaning it's going faster as TLJ would have us believe but rather it reduced the distance from point A to Kessel) Why spend Quadrillions of Space Credits on Death Stars? Just hyperspace ships into planets and each other that is all the tech that is truly needed. 5. 12 of us survived!!! let's Party! - Gotta love how everything worked out in the end, how happy everyone was, it feels good to live in the now and forget about the 99.9% of the resistance members that were just lost due sheer stupidity for the most part. But we can't let that interfere with the last scene of the movie don't want the audience to feel bad leaving the theater do we? This doesn't even include the terrible fight scenes, how the movie basically made the Jedi order pointless, destroyed the image of the heroes we loved and admired growing up, killed any notion of anything like a Hero's epic moving into the next movie, but hey it sells lunch boxes and kids toys and still makes billions at the box office so what do I know.
  16. Can't cause reasons. Sorry will stop cluttering up yo thread with SW talk.
  17. I have spoken Edit: TLJ was truly the most $&!#e thing to ever hit the screen, a group of nutless monkeys could have taken their feces wiped it on some paper stapled it together and come up with a better screenplay than that abomination, but Rogue One was fracking good especially the end of the movie with Vader chasing after the plans, was very cool that that is where New Hope Began IMO
  18. The Mandalorian is the best thing about Star Wars since rogue one... I have spoken.
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