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Aladeen

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  1. @shiznak @JohnLocke @Stamkos @Baer. @Where's Wellwood @Peaches @Qwags
  2. @King Heffy @Blue Jay 22 @Big Mike @Virtanen87 @Dral @Dr.Strangelove
  3. @Snake Doctor @g_bassi13 @otherwise @HashtagNucks @ilduce39 @Intoewsables
  4. @Beluga Whale come on man this isn’t funny anymore just sign up
  5. I don’t believe Aho can be traded for a year because of the matched offersheet. So yah... I could be wrong but I’m pretty sure that’s the case.
  6. Hey guys I saw @Beluga Whale sunning it up in Mexico since his mafia retirement.
  7. KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of the Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command-including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you. Good luck.
  8. Hey hey now fellas I don’t want no trouble with no reefer addicts.
  9. Imagine how low ticket sales must be to get that kind of rise in percentages. Plus they were probably just Phil Kessel's friends and family.
  10. peepeepoo Zfeltch Alame Vagina Democratically Elected President-For-Life, Prime Minister, Chancellor, Admiral, General, Field Marshal, Khan, Commodore, Chairman, Emperor, Sovereign, Kaiser, Tsar, His Excellency Haffaz Aladeen, First of his Name, Tenno of the Republic of Wadyia, Supreme Leader of All, Benevolent and Beloved Oppressor, Magnanimous and Malevolent Alaafin.    
  11. Mutual Termination means he is ineligible to play in the NHL until that contract would have expired.
  12. No I think it means the opposite, the team he is being loaned to takes on the full salary but the cap hit still counts... maybe some relief like if he was waived to the AHL. That being said that would be a very very attractive contract to cheap ass owners who can reach the Cap floor but pay 0 salary to do it.
  13. I can explain that... she was just signalling how long she was willing to wait before I allowed her access to the Aladeenis.
  14. I’ve been on that show. I almost won but those damn whammies got me.
  15. Sorry I don't follow, why would the Canucks need to pass teams like the Islanders or Rangers to make the playoffs? You do realize they are in different conferences and are not competing with each other for playoff spots? Top 3 of the Pacific Division or Top 8 of the Western Conference is all that matters in terms of a playoff spot for the Canucks. Maybe you are just talking about Cup winning odds and not the odds of getting to the playoffs?
  16. 108 pts in 62 games in his Draft +2 year is eye catching but it's interesting that so often you can see these huge numbers in the Q not translate to the NHL.
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