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  1. Lundqvist or Price?

    1. Captain Aerosex

      Captain Aerosex

      Better goalie? Price. Fantasy pool? Pick Lundqvist

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  2. So Kanye West is coming to Canada in the summer

  3. Ah, yes. The 'ol late-night studying for a midterm despite the knowledge that you're doomed anyways.

  4. I'm so tired that my eyes are like red fireworks.

  5. I looked into the eye of this island... and what I saw was beautiful.

  6. What's the best font for your CV aside from Comic Sans?

    1. Captain Aerosex

      Captain Aerosex

      Stencil is my preference. Bold and in their face.

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  7. Was Bonino's goal, in PHI....the goal of the year so far in 2015?

  8. So I'm hanging out at Starbucks with my pals, you know, just doing nothing, not buying anything, meh. And then this dude outta nowhere calls us a bunch of locusts before heading out the door. We like looked at each other and laughed. Then went back to what we were doing. Cool story, bro.

  9. Do you think the Chicago series in 2010 would have turned out differently had Mitchell played?

  10. dr pepper and whiskey. i wouldn't recommend it

  11. Do you remember the Shire, Mister Frodo? It'll be spring soon, and the orchards'll be in blossom. And the birds'll be nestin in the hazel thicket. And they'll be sowing the summer barley in the lower fields...and eating the first of strawberries with cream. Do you remember the taste of strawberries?

    1. Captain Aerosex

      Captain Aerosex

      He can't recall the touch of turd...or the sound of golden water

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  12. sliced my finger real bad at work. wrap it up and keep going

  13. Oilers prevented from buying OHL's Erie Otters. Poor Oilers. From what I hear, this was the last chance of Edmonton putting an NHL Caliber team on the ice this season

  14. any tips on handling winters in Ottawa? pretty much lived in Vancouver my entire life so I don't know how I'll adapt...

    1. Captain Aerosex

      Captain Aerosex

      It's really not that bad. The only real adaptions to make are if you're going to be driving.

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  15. I had a really weird dream that Kassian was traded to Boston.

    1. Captain Aerosex

      Captain Aerosex

      Just pointing out that Kassian to Boston isn't very out of the ordinary is all.

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  16. I had a really weird dream that Kassian was traded to Boston.

    1. Captain Aerosex

      Captain Aerosex

      That's not a weird dream at all. I dreamt that I was staying at my uncle's (who in the dream had legs like Oscar Pistorius) and he ordered 4 crates of KFC on a dolly for breakfast and when he got them wild dogs attacked him and ate his arms and he said "DAMNIT NOT AGAIN."

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  17. Would you rat on someone who has legitimately done ZERO work on a term assignment? This includes not showing up for data collection, meetings, or doing an assigned part.

    1. Captain Aerosex

      Captain Aerosex

      Yep. You do nothing, those marks are rightfully mine.

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  18. Job interview in a few hours.. Any tips?

    1. Captain Aerosex

      Captain Aerosex

      If you've got a hot bod like me, clothes are not necessary to the point of detrimental to your interview success.

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  19. Why is it that straight women are more sexually attracted to Beyonce than straight men?

  20. Fit into an XL shirt comfortably for the first time in many years. :)

  21. Bonino...redundant C. Sbisa just like anyone else in our top 4. 24th pick, pretty much useless. 3rd round swap is a farce as we've been drafting better in the 3rd through 5th rounds. Wow..way to "shae the club" Benning. I am sure there were NO better deals available

    1. Captain Aerosex

      Captain Aerosex

      Bonino > All our centres except Hank. Sbisa is a younger, cheaper replacement for Garrison with more upside (though he's not without faults). No draft pick is useless. Let's not overrate Kesler here.

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  22. Lebron has made the finals 5 times and is 2-2 in them. He will become 2-3 after today. ..best ever? Laughable at the least.

    1. Captain Aerosex

      Captain Aerosex

      Wow I bet that degree's much harder than being a 4x NBA MVP. Laughable at the least.

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  23. Lebron has made the finals 5 times and is 2-2 in them. He will become 2-3 after today. ..best ever? Laughable at the least.

    1. Captain Aerosex

      Captain Aerosex

      Hey guys, being 2-3 in the NBA Finals isn't anything to be proud of. But passing high school, now that's an accomplishment! Way to go TRR!

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