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Don't like to judge, but (this left me NO choice in the matter).  Dude at the gym.  Yo.  Hat on backwards,  (nothing wrong with that, except when paired with...).  Super short shorts + low hanging wife beater.  Strutting around like a proud peacock, but not in a friendly way.  Thug like.  Plunks himself on the ab machine, immediately pulls out his phone, strikes a blue steel pose, then starts playing his pecs.  You know the move...contract one, then the other, rapidly, in succession.  Rinse, repeat.  Too much, bro.  I have to leave now, you're awesomeness is killing me...