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  1. The regime is happy to stand by the rightful spokesperson of the glorious townspeople. Let it be known that your glorious Duce will henceforth be nothing but transparent and honorable in dealing with his fellow townspeople, besides the nefarious Kesler, whom is surely Mafia. Vote2: Dral
  2. The regime appoints you court jester, complete with jingly shoes and balls to juggle. Continue to amuse!
  3. Dral regularly consults with the Regime after he and your Duce has been eliminated.. though the regime regularly cleans out such conversations perhaps Dral can vouch for this. Citizen Dral brings some interesting ideas to the table and the motion was passed to make contact mid-game in order to aid the righteous TownsPeople of Paradise.
  4. The regime does think, in all fairness, a do-over for your Duce is appropriate considering last game.
  5. The regime would like to officially thank Mr. Kesler for bringing a hearty laugh to the great people of Paradise. Knowing the law abiding and god fearning townspeople are intelligent enough to make up their own minds: the regime further requests some "evidence" or "proof" of a) Your Duce faking to be a sheriff. b ) Your Duce's mafiahood.
  6. The regime vehemently denies these audacious and inflammatory allegations!
  7. From what the regime's think tank can deduce from this turn of events is either... the real sheriff (112) is dead by dastardly mafioso hands, or he is indeed in contact with VIC, under apparently suspicious circumstances. To this end, your mighty Duce will lend his strength against whomever KH deems a worthy target - and one whom shall surely be crushed beneath a goose-stepping heel of justice.
  8. Oh, the regime has one final addendum for the evening: following Glorious Rufus' magnificent parade to honor his heroism in the face of danger there shall be a brief service for CanucksLegacy, friend and loyal citizen to us all.
  9. The regime acknowledges the disappointment of its honorable citizens but there is a glimmer of light in the darkness - King Heffy has stood tall as a champion of justice for the townsfolk to rally around.
  10. The regime has the following adendum to the previous announcemnet: following the parade light snacks and beverages will be provided. Small party hats for all, birthday whistley-things for some.
  11. The regime proudly bestows the Medal of Valor to King Heffy's Dog, Rufus. Parade is scheduled for 14:00 hours tomorrow, bring your own confetti.
  12. The regime welcomes world-renowned foreign dignitary Master Radishes - whose reputation proceeds him even in a land enraptured by the mighty Duce.
  13. Sorry... I don't think the schtick is capable of conveying what I just wrote... alternate ending: CanucksLegacy: the regime announces the the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few! If you truly are a law-abiding citizen go to your death like a true patriot - head held high and know that your true enemies, the insidious mafioso, will soon join you in the afterlife!
  14. (I'll drop the schtick for a sec because I've been killed in the first round before and it sucks) Kes does that a lot to you guys but I'm still voting due to the fact you were investigated first / named spokesperson. In all honesty I'm not a particularly strong player and would never be a first-round investigation either (besides a KINGPIN investigation ) I'd like to know who you trusted as the "backup" who knows the name of this alternate sheriff if things turn up sideways? right now the only one I'd remotely trust is KH since no other doc has stepped forward.
  15. The regime acknowledges the poster formerly known as Kumar and asks for an explanation as to why Kesler is deemed mafioso as well?
  16. Fair, but it can be said that noone wants to get lynched whether TP or Mafia.
  17. That's what I'm thinking.. though Dral may have a point that the sheriff may be more suspicious than CL himself.
  18. Speak of the devil once again, Kes - what's your take on CL's innocence? Is there any way to verify?
  19. The regime would like to re-iterate that there are reasons beyond "so and so isn't acting like he did last game" for your Duce's CL vote... did Kesler not say CL claimed he was in a PM about some other game, only to claim in the thread that he was "contacted by the sheriff?" Kesler usually outs his friends as TP specials as well based on private conversations... this time he said he caught CL checking his PMs, which CL then quickly lied about (to either Kesler or the thread.) The regime may be convinced to spare CL, but some measures must be put in place to verify the authenticity of his alibi.
  20. The regime accepts that the Duce's cult of personality will attract all manner of attention, suspicion included. But mostly sexual-bunga-bunga-esque.
  21. In all seriousness though, perhaps some further explanation from CL will change my mind.
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