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  1. It's not a speech impediment. It's just a dialect. One that only I can speak.

  2. I bet you professional arm wrestling is fake.

  3. "Cowboys and Aliens" sounds like a movie about life in a Texas border town.

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    2. Master 112

      Master 112

      Sounds like something Homer Simpson would think of.

    3. Violator

      Violator

      Like the show bordertown filmed in Bc

    4. ☆➊ R. 'Superman' Kesler ➐☆

      ☆➊ R. 'Superman' Kesler ➐☆

      Yea; It's what I think when I hear it.

  4. It's ironic that British Columbians are celebrating BC Day by heading to Washington en masse.

  5. Judge me not by the color of my skin, but rather by the color of my ugly-ass tie.

    1. Super19
    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      i never knew people wore tie's there....hope it works for you

  6. ...the hell?! Okay, who's the DEAD MAN who hit me with the salt shaker?

    1. CanuckInUS

      CanuckInUS

      Kick his ass, Sea Bass!

    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      sorry, i thought it was the pepper shaker....i'll be more careful in the future.

  7. The US debt ceiling is subject to collapse due to raccoons living in the US debt roof.

  8. You know it's windy when your neighbor's underwear flies off the clothesline and lands smack on your bedroom's window screen.

  9. Finally getting the full militaristic gist of the new Winnipeg Jets logo. Now I have a sudden urge to invade Afghanistan.

  10. Only YOU can prevent forest fires. That's right. You're responsible for every forest fire that occurs in the world. It's all your fault.

  11. In a perfect world, statements such as this one wouldn't be necessary.

  12. If it's a dog-eat-dog world, then why is cannibalism still frowned upon?

  13. If a flower gets pollinated by 2 different bees, is the flower a cheating bastard?

    1. Alex Burrows

      Alex Burrows

      no he is just testing his options lol

    2. canuck2xtreme

      canuck2xtreme

      Flowers. pshhhh. The painted whores of the plant world.

    3. Bruce Boudreau

      Bruce Boudreau

      DOUBLE PENETRATION!!!

      xp

  14. I bet you people who make racial slurs are drunk. Only drunk people would slur their words like that.

  15. Whenever I try to make puns, I'm at a loss for words.

  16. Pears are the bastard children of apples and potatoes.

  17. Had a spat with my sister, who is telling me that getting a Masters of Fine Arts degree is useless (even for teaching university or college) and that for any kind of future, I have to have a science degree. She claimed that I should get a computer science degree because it is better in the long run and it'll give me a future, since I "don't have one" right now with my lone bachelors of arts degree. When I said that my best friend has a comp-sci degree and can't seem to find much work out there anyhow, she told me not to argue with her because she knows "many" people with comp-sci degrees and that it's THE field to work in in the long term. Yeah, figure that one out. All the while, she's encouraging me to do that even though I'm all thumbs when it comes to computer programming (multimedia is my better field, by far) and suck at most things science-related. Not to mention a lot of UBC's Masters of Fine Arts degrees are pretty hands-on and require you to take courses that prepare you to use your degree in certain employment fields... Argh. Just so fed up with her and her "helpful" advice sometimes. I wonder if she even looks at what she says and gauges how "helpful" she's being.
  18. Ignorance is bliss. Unless you're a Republican. Then ignorance is just stupid.
  19. That's why I prefer dogs. Instead of destroying your property, they'd just try to bite your head off instead.
  20. Sure, if the seafood lovers seem to be happy.
  21. I think the slush is making everyone crabby.
  22. Now now now, let's not act so cold.
  23. Snow was here before the Europeans. Technically, this land should belong to them. Racist.
  24. On Twitter, it'd be interesting if the rest of Canada decided to be sarcastic and start a #prayforvancouver hashtag.
  25. 4-car couplings and uncouplings along the Canada Line right now, in an effort to resolve this problem with the weird wet white stuff.
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