Nice.
My @##$#$#$ got hammered at the Nature of the Beast concert. I guess his head started spinning and he said he had to leave. I told my bud to get his bud to take care of him. I followed him out and it was a good thing because he started groping any woman within reach on the way out; both hands out to either side. I had to fend off a couple of angry boyfriends. He was kind of speed staggering so I had to do it while keeping up with him.
His bud catches up to us at the lobby area and asks why he has to take care of him. I told him " You fed him the booze, now you get to watch him." They went to a park across the street and listened to the concert from outside. My #&^%$@# was slightly less drunk by the time the concert was over. He claims to not remember the groping. One of his first times getting drunk.
Edit: I would like to add that he has never done anything like that since.