This one is for the lesbians.
A rough mean looking dog walks up to a bar. His right arm hangs a little awkwardly.
His gun is holstered on the left side He checks to make sure the gun slides out easily.
He bangs through the swinging doors and surveys the patrons as they gaze back nervously.
He walks up to the bar, orders a double shot of whiskey, and downs it in one gulp.
He stares down the patrons once again.
He turns to the bartender and says "I'm looking for the woman who shot my maw!!!"..........(awkward pause)............. ..................................."I'm looking for the woman who shot my maw."
AAAHHHHH, you don't know what's funny!