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Drive-By Body Pierce

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  1. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Thank you. When the world is mine, your death will be quick and painless.

  2. Drive-By Body Pierce

    And I've got his friend you see who makes me feel...

    1. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      disappoint.

  3. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Who's Bruce?

    1. Nicklas Bo Hunter

      Nicklas Bo Hunter

      Batman

    2. JE14

      JE14

      wtf hunter fricking ruin the whole series. hate you

    3. Nicklas Bo Hunter

      Nicklas Bo Hunter

      lol sorry bro... bane told me.

  4. Drive-By Body Pierce

    I have a good anti-boredom game... how many beers am I gonna drink this weekend? I'll give some "hints". I am taking an extra two days off, Friday and Tuesday.

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    2. MANGO

      MANGO

      you can keep track by singing...99 bottles of beer

    3. kodos

      kodos

      until you surpass 99 bottles of beer

    4. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      the song @#$í me again!

  5. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Workin for the weekend.

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    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Yeah hump day! The plan is to make this weekend an extra long weekend.

    3. Baka

      Baka

      I need you. Inside of me.

    4. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Only if it can be a regular hump day thing...no more one-nighters.

  6. Drive-By Body Pierce

    99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer...

  7. Drive-By Body Pierce

    The internet is boring without hockey.

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    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      I have a hot wife for the real-life version at home... really makes the online experience obsolete.

    3. Guest

      Guest

      Life is boring without hockey

    4. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      *sigh* its true

  8. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Tanev!

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      great news.

  9. Drive-By Body Pierce

    I love lamp.

  10. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Nono miser R-M-C-P ociffer... thers no blud imy ulcahol streem... ani wusnut influing unerda drivance.

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    2. Armada

      Armada

      What seems to be the officer problem?

    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      Here hold my beer whole I get my license.

    4. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      *hiccup*

  11. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Screaming in braille, no temptress prize could ever yield anything so real.

  12. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Strombone @strombone1 Just a quick side note. I've disabled "trades" in my football league just because...... Well......you know.......

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      i love Lou :)

    2. The Brahma Bull

      The Brahma Bull

      Luuuuuuuuuu

  13. Drive-By Body Pierce

    These Twisted Teas are pretty tasty... hah, that was alot of T's... but seriously, i wish they had these when i was a teenager and young adult, budding into the alcoholic i am today.

  14. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Well every morning I deliver the news, black hat, white shoes and I'm red allover.

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    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      <3

    3. The Brahma Bull

      The Brahma Bull

      You definitely smell what The Rock is cookin'!

    4. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      :)
  15. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Cheers, thanks for the add.

  16. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Call it what you wanna call it, I'm a...

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      AriGold wins with the Xzibit song reference.

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Yeah Ari!

    4. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      ...although, I am also a delicious hunk of meat. ;-)

  17. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Time to nut up or shut up!

    1. Aladeen

      Aladeen

      nut up doesn't sound to appealing so ....

    2. SeanAvery16

      SeanAvery16

      busta nutt

  18. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Strombone @strombone1 3h When does the schedule for the KHL get released??? I kid I kid.......

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    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Nom nom nom... its too bad I live on the island, or I would be there.

    3. MANGO

      MANGO

      last time I rode Seymour, we went to a local pub and I had an Ostrich burger. It was frackin good. One of the best burgers I have ever had:-)

    4. NikiShiz

      NikiShiz

      Ah he hates us that bad eh?

  19. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Imma meat man.

  20. Drive-By Body Pierce

    I survived Sharknado! Yes, that is a combination of sharks and tornados.

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    2. Keslerific

      Keslerific

      so sad i missed that, never even heard of it until after it was aired

    3. Keslerific

      Keslerific

      checkout sharktopus too, also a hoot

    4. Blackberries

      Blackberries

      all this time I thought it was a Portuguese shark

  21. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Loud pipes save lives!

    1. Heretic

      Heretic

      Yeah baby yeah!!! I did what's called the Clayton Mod on my bike.

    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      i hate loud exhaust pipes but deb's cowbells are okay.

  22. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Fruit? ...or MEAT?

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    2. naslund.is.king

      naslund.is.king

      Nobody wants a plum

    3. DollarAndADream

      DollarAndADream

      Both things sound kind of gay.

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Roast beef, yorkshire pudding, gravy, mashed potatoes = perfection

  23. Drive-By Body Pierce

    I may not be a huge porterhouse, but rest assured, this prime rib is cut to satisfy!

    1. Twayne Boneraper

      Twayne Boneraper

      You keep making me hungry. It's beach season you jerk!

    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Gotta get yo' nom on!

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      nom nom nom...all u can eat prime rib at grey eagle friday niiiiiight nom nom nom nom

  24. Drive-By Body Pierce

    If God didn't want us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them out of MEAT!

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    2. Matthew Lombardi 18

      Matthew Lombardi 18

      I don't care about "God".

      I care about people telling other people what to do.

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      knives and forks are the down fall of our teeth. We should be ripping the tasty protein off with our bare hands and teeth :D then maybe everyone's teeth will stop falling out lol :P

    4. naslund.is.king

      naslund.is.king

      Prime rib>fruit

  25. Drive-By Body Pierce

    I just want to show everyone my meat.

    1. naslund.is.king

      naslund.is.king

      Your serious about this

    2. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      rise of the delis

    3. Spoderman

      Spoderman

      I already saw it! It's on clownsong.com

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