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  1. I have a good anti-boredom game... how many beers am I gonna drink this weekend? I'll give some "hints". I am taking an extra two days off, Friday and Tuesday.

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    2. MANGO

      MANGO

      you can keep track by singing...99 bottles of beer

    3. kodos

      kodos

      until you surpass 99 bottles of beer

    4. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      the song @#$í me again!

  2. I just want to show everyone my meat.

    1. naslund.is.king

      naslund.is.king

      Your serious about this

    2. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      rise of the delis

    3. Spoderman

      Spoderman

      I already saw it! It's on clownsong.com

  3. I like Dalpe, seems like a good kid. I hope he's able to develop here with the Canucks.

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    2. Zoolander

      Zoolander

      He's been invisible in my eyes...but then again it's hard to make an impression with 4 minutes of ice time like our 4th line gets

    3. Henrik Kesler

      Henrik Kesler

      He certainly has an intriguing set of skills. He back checks hard, is really fast, quick release, pretty good on the boards. I think he could end up being like Santo.

    4. Peaches

      Peaches

      He's a skill guy, not a 4th liner.

  4. I may not be a huge porterhouse, but rest assured, this prime rib is cut to satisfy!

    1. Twayne Boneraper

      Twayne Boneraper

      You keep making me hungry. It's beach season you jerk!

    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Gotta get yo' nom on!

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      nom nom nom...all u can eat prime rib at grey eagle friday niiiiiight nom nom nom nom

  5. I miss Kesler.

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      I miss Bure :( frak a few cycles of HGH and he is right back in this bi.....

    2. Carl's Jn

      Carl's Jn

      i miss kes as well. just that there was no one he could play with him here as a canuck..

    3. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      "I miss Revis"

  6. I predict a Canuck hat-trick from one of the (acting) centers tonight.

  7. I predict the Canucks finish the season with 100pts.

  8. I really hope Gragnani was qualified, or at least the Canucks legitately tried to go through the process correctly.

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    2. Grape

      Grape

      Same here, can't just drop two guys we traded for at the draft

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      ^That's a good point too! I just mean for the fact that Gillis said it outright in media interview.

    4. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      I don't want that drama to be a distraction.

  9. I survived Sharknado! Yes, that is a combination of sharks and tornados.

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    2. Keslerific

      Keslerific

      so sad i missed that, never even heard of it until after it was aired

    3. Keslerific

      Keslerific

      checkout sharktopus too, also a hoot

    4. Blackberries

      Blackberries

      all this time I thought it was a Portuguese shark

  10. I think I want a Disco Potato.

  11. I will add Clutch to the list!

  12. I would now like to digress from my prepared comments by saying, "Go Canucks!"

  13. I'm 90% sure I'm gonna snap if no trade happens today involving the Canucks.

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    2. JustJokinen!

      JustJokinen!

      I'm outta here at 4, so I should be 100% done my case before the 1st round is 50% complete.

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Better get 200% of a case to make sure you make it through.

    4. JustJokinen!

      JustJokinen!

      Good call. I'm 100% sure I don't want to run out.

  14. I'm from the island and in the Van area for the weekend, and I can't find MY beer. Can anyone tell me where I can find Phillips Bottle Rocket?

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    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Where's the best variety?

    3. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      Just pull a drive-by on someone and take there's bro!

    4. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Lol, clever... I just want my beer. I haven't had drinks in months, and I'd really like my beer.

  15. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

  16. If CBA negotiations today are anything less than very successful, I'm pushing the boycott/petition idea like a crazy person!

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    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      They won't buy their own merchandise? ...for us?

    3. wtpasc

      wtpasc

      well... they have been cancelled so you'd better get to work!

    4. Drive-By Body Pierce
  17. If God didn't want us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them out of MEAT!

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    2. Matthew Lombardi 18

      Matthew Lombardi 18

      I don't care about "God".

      I care about people telling other people what to do.

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      knives and forks are the down fall of our teeth. We should be ripping the tasty protein off with our bare hands and teeth :D then maybe everyone's teeth will stop falling out lol :P

    4. naslund.is.king

      naslund.is.king

      Prime rib>fruit

  18. If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat.

  19. Interesting fact... Its first time since the 90-91 season that the President's trophy winner will be decided on the final day of the regular season.

    1. canuck_trevor16

      canuck_trevor16

      is it also a fact that whoever win on the final day of the season also win the cup too?

    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Only if the Canucks win tonight!

  20. It was a sacred tribute to my ancestral prototypes, which happen to take the form of a drinking contest.

  21. Its awesome how everyone on CDC knows best, knows what the Canucks NEED to do and knows what everyone else NEEDS to realize... HAH! I thank the hockey gods everyday for MG and LG!!!

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    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      people seem to forget that we have a very good team here....gillis knows what is needed and he'll try and build this team...patience

    3. Slaytanic Wehrmacht

      Slaytanic Wehrmacht

      agreed joe...it isn't like we are in serious rebuild mode...only a few links on the chain need to be strengthened...I have all confidence Gillis knows what he's doing.

    4. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      ^^^ Very impressed with the positive responses!

  22. Its getting Horvat in here!

    1. Horvat

      Horvat

      gunna take all my bo's off

  23. Its not just safe, its 40% safe!

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