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  1. Reach for the Sky! Cause Tomorrow May Never Come!

    1. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      What would you do, if you didn't have to worry about money? ...but also, what would you be worth, if you didn't have anything?

  2. I like beer. =)

    1. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      i on 21 noww .  I pukedd but I'm till going


  3. Sambal = So Good

    1. Green Building

      Green Building

      Image result for roasted sambal corn


      Mix a little butter and lime juice with some sambal and paint it onto this sweet roasted corn. Yum.

    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Wow! That sounds fantastic! ...I typically just have it on meat.

  4. That's me inside your head!

  5. I woke when the light, hit me right, in the temple.

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      don't sleep under the chandlier... lesson for today. 

  6. Jarmoir &^@#in Jagr and Jannik &^@#in Hansen. That is all.

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles


      The scotch in me right now agrees > )

    2. thejazz97
    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      I feel like there should be a banjo playing in the background with that pic.

  7. Hooray for boobies!!!

    1. Alflives


      Gotta agree.  Love them.  Yes for sure.  Where would we be, as a species, without them?  If I had them, I do believe I would spend all day in front of a mirror:)

    2. Bur14Kes17


      Gods gift to man!!

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Spread the word my friends! Spread the word!

  8. 1 Growler + 1 Meow-ler = ???

  9. Mouth is on fire, but I am strangely addicted to this habenero pepper sauce. I fear I will be expectedly addicted to the toilet, tomorrow.

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    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      .as opposed to whatever chemical might be contained within.

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce
    4. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      ive followed la beast from puking in his parents car to bringing us crystal pepsi. hes a god

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  10. Now the mos VICIOUS office drinking game I have encountered... Drink every time someone says "uh" or "um"

    1. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      drive me... If you're gonna censor me, at least put the regular stuff in

    2. Mr.DirtyDangles


      Cheers pierce lol xD

    3. Green Building

      Green Building

      Brutal if you work with this guy:



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  11. "With a 9mm and a three piece suit
    they look to one another and say 
    'hey mother&^@#er, who's the fool?' "

  12. The answer is always easy! Its just understanding the question that is difficult.

    1. RRypien37


      The 5 P's....Proper Preparation Prevents Poor Performance...

    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      If you need alliteration to remember to do something correctly...you're dping it wrong.

    3. luckylager


      Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with stinky finger.

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  13. Internet killed the video star.

  14. "How did the cat get so fat?"

    1. Ghostsof1915


      Check your Christmas Purdy's in the Linen Closet, the cat might have found the hiding spot. 

    2. luckylager


      "it's all about the money

      Political power is taken

      Protecting the rich

      Denying the poor"

  15. Daddy's little psycho and Mommy's little soldier!!!

  16. Do as I say, not as I do because the $&!#'s so deep you can't run away

    1. Chip Kelly

      Chip Kelly

      My coach said that as he ate a bag of McDonalds in front of me sitting in the bleachers after hockey practice.

    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      I beg to differ on the contrary, agree with every word that is said

  17. Doesn't matter who you are, where you are or what you are doing... Its all about the swagger.

  18. =( ...I lost the Horvat sig you made me... my bad.


    Can you direct or provide me with it again?

    1. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      I have some popcorn shrimp I can share with you in return.

    2. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      its still in our private message :3

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      OOOhoooooh... thank you sir!


  19. Don't act like you're not impressed.

    1. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Are you not entertained? Are you NOT entertained? Is this not why you are here?!

  20. When they come for me I'll be sitting on my desk with a gun in my hand and a bullet proof vest, singing 'my-my-my how the time does fly, when you know you're gonna die by the end of the night'.

  21. " Friedman also notes the Buffalo Sabres are watching a lot of the AHL’s Utica Comets, who are the farm team of the Vancouver Canucks, He speculates they could be looking at Jake Virtanen.  "

    1. Jaku






      I certainly hope so! That would certainly make ol' Jaku's day.

    2. Alflives


      Alf's been posting OVER AND OVER about getting Sam Reinhart.  Sam and Bo would be excellent down the middle.  For JB isn't that duo a lot like what he had in Boston: Bergeron and Kricji?



      I only want Reinhart from Buffalo. 

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  22. Just when I thought Youtube couldn't suck much more, it finds me this gem...



  23. Tip of the Day: If you fart while wearing a bathrobe, it will just eminate up around your neck.

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      don't stick your neck out....turtle

    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      You've dutch-oven'd some girls in your day, haven't you? =P

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