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  1. Joker

    It's just nasty to think that girls fart. Isn't it? Like you see the prettiest girl in the school, and then she rips one...nasty.

  2. Joker

    But it's just really weird to see girls spit, don't you think? It's unnatural.

    Let me guess, if you spit, you fart too...

  3. Haha. Will do!

    What? Oh, I thought I gave you a compliment. I think I sort of glitched there. Haha. Now I'm confused.

    Not a bad replacement if you don't get the learners. Oh well, I'm routin' for ya!

  4. They're alright. Not as good as Dairy Queen's. Oh, and I love their blizzards. Yeah. B)

  5. Joker

    Good the spitting is gone. It's just really nasty to see when girls spit. You're a weird tom boy kind of girl.

    Yeah, I'm just that good. People like me.

  6. Man, I wonder how many people would actually be here. Like, 6000?

    Chocolate, no doubt! And I would get a nice ice cream cake. Mmmm....from Dairy Queen, too. Even bigger, Mmmmmmmmmmmm.....lol.

  7. Joker

    Ewww...I never see girls spit. When girls spit it's just unflattering. Lol. I spit a lot too, though. It's fun...but I just can't imagine you spitting....

  8. Joker

    Okay, hypothetically, what if I served you food, that was super delicous, and I spat in it...would you eat it?

  9. Haha. Same...except for the board crash part. I want to be on here celebrating too! Haha. If they win, I'm buying a cake! Woooo!

  10. Joker

    Haha. But have you seen in some movies how they always have some guy like spitting in the food...or going to the washroom without washing their hands...or sneezing on the food. I donno, just makes me think twice about going into a restaurant that I don't trust. Lol.

  11. Joker

    I know! Every single damn party/wedding they have to have butter chicken. It's getting really old. I wonder if people sweat in the food...just 'cause they're cooking over it, and you know brown people...super hairy...that'd be gross, though.

  12. Yeah! It would be amazing! This place would go nuts! But they better win a cup...very soon.

  13. Joker

    I love eating brown food! It's so damn good! Yeah, the sweets are delicous. =D

  14. Joker

    That's it? You serious?

  15. So what do I have to do to please you?

    Haha. Geez. You are hard to please. I just gave you a nice complement...and nothing. <_<

    Haha. What are you getting?

  16. Joker

    Then how are you brown? Hate our food, music, and well, the parties don't really count. But, c'mon, there's got to be some food you like?...

  17. Haven't I already impressed you?

    Eww...burnt banana does not sound appetizing. =P

    Ummm....YOUR BIRTHDAY! Am I right? Am I right?

  18. Joker

    Well, this is news to me. When you said you weren't brown, brown - I thought one of your parents were white. 0_0

    So do you speak to your parent in punjabi?

  19. Joker

    You're weirder.

    WHAT!? GO AND EAT MEAT, NAO!

    I guess you aren't as brown as you thought. =P

  20. Joker

    I see. I don't like eating meat on Sunday's. But what really sucks is that Sunday is the day that I want the most meat because I know that I'm not allowed to have. Did that make sense?

  21. Joker

    How would you know? But you just said that he didn't go to your school? Wait? What? Who?

    Mmmm...I like Dominoes Pizza. =D Hey, just 'cause you're brown, do you eat meat on Sunday's?

  22. Haha. Same here. I want to see what the new and improved Canucks will do next year. Maybe bring home a Cup?

  23. Haha. You wish I said that. I have always bet on the Canucks to beat the Wild, even if I would have to bet 1 million dollars! 0_0 =P

    What!?!? How? Canada is one of the most safest places in the world, without crazy people. Hey, heard of that movie that just came out? 'The Crazies'...guess where it was made....USA! Y'all are crazy...like...like crazy people.

  24. Joker

    Are you sure? How do you know he doesn't? Did he tell you? He might've lied, you know.

  25. Oh, okay. That's a relief. Now I can throw those pills away. =P

    Damn. Some female managers can be such female dogs.

    I guess that good. Haha.

    No, not exactly. You should respect me, and dump him for me. ;) Haha.

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