....well after we got kicked out of Alberta, we ended up near a pig farm between Abby & Wacky complete with flies, polluted ground water from animal waste and over-pesticide use along with never ending smog drifting in constantly from Vancouver. Then as crime got completely out of control in Abby and Chili-wack we said enough is enough and moved to what we thought was a safe house in South-Surrey but over the last few years we've had 11 bodies dumped on the farm roads near our house (Clearbrook Road- A.K.A. Murder Row) and shootings every couple of weeks, so we're getting fed up and thinking of just moving to island, checking-out from the world and becoming freaky anti-social socialist vegetables! If that doesn't work out then we may be forced to take our chances and move to downtown Vancouver as a last resort - unless anyone can come up with a better plan.