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  1. RIP Av. March 23, 2007 - October 1st, 2013

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    2. Warhippy

      Warhippy

      omg what did I miss besides a 7 year old with poor spelling telling you off Mag?

    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      There was a 7 year old with poor spelling telling me off? I only saw the wild snorlax with glasses.

    4. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Dammit, I've run out of popcorn... guess its just beer from here on out. Ahhh... on with the show!

  2. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/84376533/ Wow, just wow. Are people actually this stupid? Modern day feminism is a load of garbage.
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    2. Magikal

      Magikal

      Actually you are the one who is incorrect. You assume that my only experience with people who claim to be feminists are the extreme ones on the internet. You are also assuming I am focusing only on the male victim complex. You are completely ignoring the other parts of the problem. If I am to fight fire with fire I could simply focus on things like the female victim complex that has been blown out proportion. Do not sit there and claim that I never hear about the positive things feminism does...

    3. Newsflash

      Newsflash

      Female victim complex is an important reason for feminist extremism, but again, feminist extremism is a minor issue when talking about gender. I have met maybe one? extreme feminist outside the internet, and she was laughed at by everyone. I doubt you've met a great deal of people in real life whose sole intent is to slander men.

    4. Magikal

      Magikal

      Again that is simply ana ssumption of yours. It holds no merit so focus on facts. The truth is feminism has caused a lot of problems and done a lot fo damage in the past 25 years. It also has done a lot of good and helped make much needed changes in our society. But it is getting out of control and my generation and the younger generation are being poisoned by it. Schools are being designed with focus on a feminine atmosphere and behavioural protocol causing males to underachieve and fall beh...

  3. And caaaaannnn you ffffeeellll the loovvveeee tonight

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    2. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      magikal found TCR 3 years too late?

    3. kodos

      kodos

      I bet you didn't realize the Wolf of Wall Street was satire

    4. Magikal

      Magikal

      Couldn't tell you. I didn't watch it. I was too busy working or reading on building my own success.

  4. A fool and his money are soon parted...

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    2. Slaytanic Wehrmacht

      Slaytanic Wehrmacht

      philanthropy should never be scoffed at like this, and just because he may be miserly with his money doesn't mean everyone is.

    3. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Okay, then. Perhaps he should keep his thoughts to himself.

    4. Buddhas Hand
  5. Tonight shall be just me, a glass of 12 year old scotch and my Garth albums. Perfect

  6. i am pretty sure I am starting to hate women all together....

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    2. canuckbeliever

      canuckbeliever

      I am assuming this is related to you having a crush on your roommate. If you are comfortable talking about it, what happened? I feel like this story will be gold

    3. DollarAndADream

      DollarAndADream

      I really need to find some mature women to hang out with.

    4. Magikal

      Magikal

      This is not roommate related. it has to do with my ex. On the topic of sandwiches I made a prime rib sandwich yesterdaya t work. Covered with demi glace and then just for fun i melted a bunch of cheese curd over top :D

  7. so Ryan Kesler just stopped in front of me in his car. his license plate even says kes17A. awesome.

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    2. KFBR392

      KFBR392

      what kind of car?

    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      I was on foot. Was kinda shocked by it so I didn't see the kinda car. I think it was an audi

    4. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      Magikal you still rockin' homie?

  8. Boxing day sale tomorrow.......Also the beginning of our scratch and win promotion on new cars/trucks. Good god help me. I'm going to be so busy!

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    2. Mainly Mattias

      Mainly Mattias

      is someone playing hard to get here

    3. Watermelon

      Watermelon

      T.S want the "D"

    4. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      i do want the D. lots of them

  9. No more Walking Dead until Feb....this is not going to be easy

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    2. kodos

      kodos

      Walkin' Dead stinks like butts

    3. kodos

      kodos

      I do agree that it improved slightly in season 3 though. Are the new episodes decent?

    4. Watermelon

      Watermelon

      I'd say the 4th season is better than the 3rd but I'm a fanboy so my judgment may be clouded

  10. Tonight...I will not be sober. I should probably attempt to avoid CDC in this case

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    2. Cyril Sneer

      Cyril Sneer

      Welp... My old account will agree

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Bro i am not just wasted i am wedding wasted :D wooooooooooo !

    4. Smashian Kassian

      Smashian Kassian

      Ah who cares bro, you will make it more lively

  11. Trailer Park Boys have released a board game...holy crap.

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    2. Magikal

      Magikal

      they'll likely release more after the first 500. no one turns down a profit...except Kovalchuk

    3. Keslerific
    4. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      They might not, The Diccrapnary was a limited release. So pissed I missed out on that.

  12. In non-hockey related news today, a Subway employee threw a bag of chips at me. Resulted in two free footlongs. Win?

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    2. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      aw no he dint

    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      he had to get the kind fo chips I wanted from the back and he said "catch bro" when i was looking at my phone and he threw them at me. I just stared at him while his manager gave him the third degree. Then his manager just randomly told him to make me an additional sandwich and to give them both to me free. I didnt even want the second sandwich but I was too surprised by the whoel situation to even care. Long story short, free lunch for tomorrow and that idiot is probably unemployed.

    4. Please Call 911

      Please Call 911

      ahahahahahahaha w. t. f......

  13. My blizzard wasnt served to me upside down and the DQ I was at wouldnèt give it to me for free. If you arenèt going to honour your promotions dont have them in the first place.

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    2. Intoewsables

      Intoewsables

      I want a blizzard now

    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      drummer I am not wrong as the store had the posters for it all over their store.

  14. So I met a woman who is tall, blond, drinks whiskey and beer, believes bacon is to be eaten daily and that a man should always have dinner and beer ready when he comes home from work. I guess I am going wedding ring shopping......

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    2. Mike Vanderhoek

      Mike Vanderhoek

      thank you for the hope....

    3. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      Pics or it didnt happen

    4. Specter's Vengeance

      Specter's Vengeance

      Succubus bro... Straight up. Been playing The Witcher 3 like 48 hrs straight. Know a Succubus when I hear one...

  15. Today starts day 1 of yet another p90x stint. Here we go!

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    2. CatsPajamas

      CatsPajamas

      big muscles are a crutch for the insecure.

    3. -DLC-
    4. TheRussianRocket.

      TheRussianRocket.

      Yea, p90x should be good by the sounds of it then. Do a bit of weights too to keep the muscles there...it's all a balance. Btw I interpreted what you said, you just want to slim down and not add too much muscle so the program you'll do will he solid. Strict gym = overly big and not functional...if anything, body workouts with weights are the best, and I know this from experience. Wish you luck and hope you can reach your goal :)

  16. Spent a night listening to country and drinking beer and now I miss my ex more than ever.....FML

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    2. Bruce Boudreau
    3. -DLC-

      -DLC-

      throw on some punk, wipe the tears and get on with it ;)

    4. -DLC-

      -DLC-

      There's a tear in your beer? (today, when you feel all hungover and like crap, remember that it was your ex who did it and change perspective)

  17. Can we please see a Torts vs Hartley celebrity boxing match?

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    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      I don't understand how a classy guy like Gelinas, can work for a tool like Hartley

    3. AppleJack

      AppleJack

      Even my bestie whose a flames fan is mad at Hartley for sending that scum after daniel

    4. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      Ghostsof1915, money talks bro..

  18. chivalry isn't dead. Most women just don't deserve to be treated with chivalry given the way they act towards others.

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    2. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      @deb: LOL nicely put! and this LostViking isn't quite lost at all

    3. Intoewsables
    4. Magikal

      Magikal

      and Glassjaw it wouldn't be a day on CDC without you trying to stir up s*** on one of my status updates. I'm starting to think you are cosntantly clicking refresh waiting to see when i've posted one so you can get your two cents in.

  19. mmmm kelli stack........

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    2. Baka

      Baka

      We were both rejected but at least I didn't settle for that *vomits all over the place*

    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      How do you figure I am included in your world of rejection?

    4. AppleJack

      AppleJack

      wow Florence stay classy

  20. SO i has a date on ssaturday. Do i take her out to coffee or beer or let her decide to figure out what kinda woman she is?

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    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Your hand won't care if its coffee or beer.

    3. Cyril Sneer

      Cyril Sneer

      I didn't even know people still went out for coffee.

    4. Apple Juice

      Apple Juice

      ^I still do.. Except I actually have to talk to someone and coffee is usually the way to go for people..

  21. brand new S4 from wireless wave for 500 nd no contract? yes please :D

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    2. Watermelon

      Watermelon

      thats it, screw apple im getting an S4

    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      Best decision you'll ever make. I'll PM the contact info for my friend at Wireless Wave. Mention me and he will hook you up. it's worth the trip to Richmond. Did I mention I got a free extra battery, data transfer, otter case and had the phone unlocked. This man is my cell phone hero.

    4. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      that's an insane deal

  22. Maybe that was a wee bit inappropriate

  23. Just drank 3 times the normal amount of pre workout i'm supposed to. This is nnnnnnnnuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttssssssssssssssssss

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    2. Magikal

      Magikal

      Feels good man.

    3. MANGO

      MANGO

      gonna try it again, maybe 4x

    4. rampage

      rampage

      LOL sounds hilarous

  24. Menu for the new restaurant is amazing! Stoked for our Grand Opening tonight!

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    2. SkeeterHansen

      SkeeterHansen

      I'll definitely check it out next time I'm on the coast!

    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      Thanks for the wishes folks, off to work i go now. Hope to see you there sometime although i wouldnt recognize you if you were there XD

    4. Tearloch7

      Tearloch7

      .. next time down we will pay a visit .. all the best with the grande opening ..

  25. Keeper league hypothetical situation: Team A trades: Crosby Khabibulin and Gaustad to Team B for 2 firsts and Markstrom (picks become Tarasenko and Grigorenko. Thoughts on the deal?

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    2. JHansenFan

      JHansenFan

      Whoever gets crosby is winning the deal. the point of the trade is that you can rebuild with Crosby. Unless i've been in a coma for the last 12 years and he's magically 37 years old.

    3. JHansenFan

      JHansenFan

      Ask him why he can't rebuild with Crosby as the building block. Grigorenko and Tarasenko will be good players, but they won't be the player that Crosby is.

    4. Magikal

      Magikal

      his view on it, is that because our league requires you to have a good starting goalie to be able to really compete (due to the way stats are set up) he needs a sure thing in a goalie. tha tbeing said, Markstrom is not a sure thing, especially if FLA gets Luongo.

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