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  1. Still need 1 new GM for my Yahoo dynasty/keeper league. 20 teams, very active league with lots of trades etc. Only looking for dedicated folks who can comit to the league.

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    2. Magikal

      Magikal

      I have trust issues with fruits

    3. Drouin

      Drouin

      lol i'm in multiple leagues.. I wouldn't be a bad GM.

      If you change your mind just PM me.

    4. Master Mind

      Master Mind

      won't take someone because of their username? your loss then

  2. Got promoted today! So excited!

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    2. Tom Sestito
    3. Heretic

      Heretic

      Congrats!!!!!

    4. Magikal

      Magikal

      i will sell porn in the vehicles sure c00kies lol, thanks everyone, im really looking forward to this. manager after only 1.5 years in the industry. happy to help anyone cdc who needs a vehicle or anything vehicle related!

  3. How much do you think I can get for all my empty beer bottles right now?

  4. Excited to be moving to Langley next month.

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    2. Heretic

      Heretic

      Bought my first house in Langley.

    3. AriGold

      AriGold

      I own a condo in Langley, will be buying a house in Walnut Grove later this summer.

    4. Wilbur

      Wilbur

      Moved to Langley 6 years ago. I like it.

  5. What did I just watch?!?!

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    2. Magikal

      Magikal

      I think im going to become a Christian now

    3. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      I'll be your agent..

    4. Rick Grimes

      Rick Grimes

      still better than lil wayne.

  6. Windows 8. Worst thing ever.

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    2. EmployeeoftheMonth

      EmployeeoftheMonth

      Rise of Hitler is a close second.

    3. Denguin

      Denguin

      Ah, that's what everyone says about the new OS-s whenever one comes out.

      You get used to it.

    4. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Xp, da bomb. Vista, giant POS! Win7 perfected. Win8, suicide.

  7. I think in the past 72 hours I have spent close to 60 of them in my new car. Pretty sure it's safe to say it's true love.

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    2. Xbox

      Xbox

      What if he was in it for 1hr in a 1hr period? That's 100%

      Also, what kind of car Magikal?

    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      14 Mustang GT

    4. Xbox

      Xbox

      that's badass!

  8. what do you do when you develop a crush on your roommate but you really like the house you have and dont want to risk having to move. 1st world problems of mine

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    2. Magikal

      Magikal

      my standards arent exactly low Hodor. She likes to party/drink like I do, she has her s*** together, she's a big hockey fan and she wants me to teach her about cooking and rugby :3

    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      you dont make moves on a roomie broseph.

    4. kodos

      kodos

      I guess I'm a romantic, but if I see something I don't hesitate ever. You just can't risk not doing anything IMO

  9. T minus 30 days....cannot wait.

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    2. :D
    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Cummings diesel ? yota ? dammit man the suspense is killing me ....

    4. Magikal

      Magikal

      I'm going to post a picture of it once she is ready for me to rive home. Maybe I should do a poll to see what people think I am buying

  10. Get off your high horse and reach for the skies, but don't fall off your saddle and lose feeling in your thighs. Or you'll be bound to a wheelchair and a breathing apparatus, and you'll never be forgotten for your legendary status. How will they honour you, will they build a bridge in your name? Or simply fight Chinese knock offs of your video game. Though Lex Luther was bad and kyrptonite made you weak, you'll always be known for going head over feet

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    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      I would bet a few here are savvy enough to know..I hope lol.He did so much after that it pales in comparison to anything before that moment

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      I am trying to imagine beats behind it, but that is prob why it was written..o.O

    4. Scott Hartnell's Mane

      Scott Hartnell's Mane

      only the second greatest Superman actor of all time behind the original Kirk Alyn...slightly ahead of George Reeves.

  11. 6 Hours worth of new House music downloaded, surround system set up to the computer....TAKE THAT DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOURS WHO MAKE FAR TOO MUCH NOISE!

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    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Lol at what people call house these days :D

    3. Markus Alexander Cody

      Markus Alexander Cody

      good choices... blast em loud..

    4. Magikal

      Magikal

      House is shaking....Success!

  12. I have returned.

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Bacon shortage is due to hockey fans protesting.

    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      I SHALL NOT BE SILENCED!

    4. Magikal

      Magikal

      This just in : Babe the pig to write formal complaint to Bettman and Fehr. "My family is suffering because of this!. End the lockout!"

  13. Apparently my executive chef has gone insane and is currently walking around firing my cooks left right and centre. What a sheeeeet show. Dreading going into work today....

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    2. Magikal

      Magikal

      Aladeen: im the head chef of a restaurant, he is my executive of our company. Cant really lay hammers down but i will be attempting some serious damage control

    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      I would likely take on the role as executive chef of Cascadia ontop of my PM/GM duties

    4. Langdon Algur

      Langdon Algur

      Should have thought twice before hiring Gordon Ramsey.

  14. Cascadia, you're either with us or against us!

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    2. Aladeen

      Aladeen

      If you don't support Cascadia... the terrorists win.

    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      Negotiations are heated. We will be victorious, or we'll take our frustrations out of Twilight Sparkle....either way its a win.

    4. Magikal

      Magikal

      Negotiations are heated. We will be victorious, or we'll take our frustrations out of Twilight Sparkle....either way its a win.

  15. The Venga Bus is coming and everybody's jumping

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    2. Magikal

      Magikal

      well i mean.... if ts wont put out....im only a man . i have needs

    3. kodos

      kodos

      #bonerjamz2013

    4. Magikal

      Magikal

      a circle of jerks

  16. Hopefully Nashville matches the Offer Sheet. Weber in a Philly jersey just wouldn't be right.

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    2. Bruce Boudreau

      Bruce Boudreau

      Weber's not coming to Van. Canucks had their chance. Philly had the balls to make a pre-emptive strike instead of waiting to get into a bidding war next year when he was a free agent.

    3. Grape

      Grape

      @HP

      We didn't have the cap space to do it. And if NSH matches, everybody on CDC will call Holmgren a douche, won't they?

    4. Bruce Boudreau

      Bruce Boudreau

      ^ I don't think they will match. I think they have a handshake *wink *wink deal in place in which Nashville will use one or more of the first round picks they get as compensation to trade back to Philly to acquire a guy like Voracek or Read.

  17. A couple of G's, an R and an E, an I and an N. Just 6 little letters, all jumbled together, can cause damage that we may never mend......

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    2. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      "Um...I'm not sure if I say it..."

    3. Rick Grimes

      Rick Grimes

      South Park Season 11 Episode 1 - "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson"

    4. Watermelon

      Watermelon

      Are you talking about gingers. They have no souls

  18. last night was the craziest thanksgiving night of my life. more skinny dipping and debauchery then I was ready for....

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    2. Gustavo Fring

      Gustavo Fring

      damn i wish i could skinny dip with gam gam.

    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      I still have sand in my bum

    4. Bruce Boudreau

      Bruce Boudreau

      Wow. I'm sure you are quite popular at any social event.

  19. Earned Top Salesman of the month in only my 2nd month on the job. Woot Woot!!

  20. Since everyone I know is cheering for the Seahawks, and since I couldn't care less about the NFL I have decided to cheer for the Broncos today. Mostly because I like seeing all you fairweather fans cry like babies. But also because I have always been a little bit of a s*** disturber. Either way we have all been given a free day to drink beer, eat massive amounts of chips and chicken wings and do nothing else so at the end of the day we all are winners. Yay. On a side note, I cannot wait...

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    2. Zoolander

      Zoolander

      you're taking the Broncos AND the All Blacks?? Way to root for the underdog

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Nothings worse than a bandwagon hater.

    4. GLASSJAW

      GLASSJAW

      ~~cOnTrOversIAL~~

  21. I love drunk girls :)

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    2. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      that doesn't even work. mixing boozy breath of death with cool mint makes it even worse. might as well down a mojito

    3. Ralph.

      Ralph.

      Sober YOLO girls. Drunk YOLO girls are the absolute bottom.

    4. Magikal

      Magikal

      pff you all have no clue. drunk girls buy you shots and make you look like a champ in front of your ex. I will ALWAYS love drunk girls :D

  22. giant fat lady on skytrain picking nose and eating the boogers...... must resist urge to throw things at her....

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    2. Baka

      Baka

      I pick my nose and flick my boogers at people.

    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      ^That's probably why you are lone in the world

    4. Strawberries
  23. Benning will meet my steel toe boots if he trades Shinkaruk the 8th overall + for the 1st overall pick.

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    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drunk at this time of day Magikal?!? I'm impressed!!!

    3. Brendan Gaunce
    4. Magikal

      Magikal

      I meant 6th. I'm busy with hashbrowns and dont have time to deal with the differences between 6th and 8th. I'm also now focused on getting some answers from benning on how we just got boned by Anaheim

  24. So I can start taking pre orders for 2015 F-150's and they qualify for employee pricing until Sept 1st. This is going to be crazy busy!

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    2. jdatb

      jdatb

      you gonna get one for yourself?

    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      mustang for civic? no problem. come bring it in for a free appraisal

    4. johngould21

      johngould21

      selling cars on CDC, gotta give you credit.

  25. Swing your partner by the hand Have a baby if you can But if the voices your head Say to sacrifice your kid To satiate your loving God's Fetish for dead baby blood It's simple fate, the Book demands So raise that knife up in your hand!

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    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      ^LOL, I think that was the point of the joke.

    3. Darkstar

      Darkstar

      Seems legit.

    4. Magikal

      Magikal

      Actually thats exactly what god told Abraham to do in the old testament. Please by all means show me where I am wrong

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