Barney Stinson

tsk tsk Lies are not good young lady

Hey what's our name? I just want to know if it's the same as my dog's name

I don't think I can handle licking an electronic device. It's just too much.

Hehe it's all for good fun, don't worry. but I bet you like the fact that someone is hitting on you tsk tsk. I walked my dog, as usual, and walked my dog. Life is depressing.

I think if I keep hitting on you you won't be able to resist jokes jokes

So, what did you do today? spending time outside(for once) I bet?

oh stop hiding your crush for me jk

Yeah, 30+ degree is just too much. I don't mind it, but when I am outside like 6 hours, it's not cool. hey I never said you have no life You did!

Oh do I make you melt? jokes.

I have nothing against nerds :D In fact, I like them. I know they are always there when I want to talk, that's special

hey babe, what's up? wink wink

I thought Penguins take care or each other? Even when you are orange?

oh jeez, well, let's just say, at least I know there's someone to talk to when I am bored out of my mind

golden retriver FTW yeahh geez penguin, GO OUT MORE! 15 is party age!

well most of the time anyways. I walk my dog alot these days lol. but yeah when I am sober I am always on CDC. I know right? it's pretty sad

That's always fun eh? good thing I don't live with my parents anymore haha. well it's not been good for me these days, got into this big fight with my GF and she moved out of our house. For now anyways but it's been crappy for me.

and how can I call you other than your long username ?

I am doing well, yourself?

How was your day? Lovely I hope.

Herro I am WOotKesler You can call me Fer, as people do. Naice to meet you too!

Yes I would like to start over.

Don't you just hate it when you give people wrong first impression?! I always do that! sigh

Not a good first impression though

Prehaps I should stop this crush that I have for you then

It was good fun I must say.

Love have no borders honey.

( ok I really don't know where this is going LOL)

awww that's depressing. I guess I have a reason to dump you now.

You so mean

Do all penguins do that?

I can be 18 in your eyes.

honestly I don't even know what's the difference bewteen Disneyland and Disneyworld. It was just a lame joke I made

A match made in heaven?

Disneyland is the place to be, Disneyworld is garbage.

hey I ACCIDENTALLY went to your page.

What's wrong with Disneyland? I know I am in my 20s but still

well, by looking at your comment page thing I can tell you are hot around here

as for famous, I guess it's really not a bad thing

:D

how as in how are you famous?

or how is it a bad thing