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Status Updates posted by HighwayToHell

  1. calling glenn beck a douche would be an insult to the douche. a douche has its purpose. glenn beck does not.

  2. Today marks the anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr's "I have a dream" speech. Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin "conveniently" chose this afternoon to hold a rally in front of the Lincoln Memorial. I'm going to be sick.

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    2. -DLC-


      Copy paste this, then 3rd entry from the top (Aug. 28 titled "Sums It Up")


    3. HighwayToHell


      deb I am so scared of what this might turn into....it's a fear unlike anything I've felt before....Glenn Beck is evil.

    4. BedBeats™2.0


      Glenn Beck needs to be hidden...permanently. I wish someone that has a bigger platform would denounce him in some way.

  3. Hey babe, don't act so scared...All I want is some special care...I'm on the run from some institution..and all I want's a little consolation....and I can tell by your face....I'm a total disgrace..let me inside your place...move over for a damage case...

  4. Cleanliness is apparently next to godliness. Too bad I'm a slob.

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    2. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      I don't know, but a lot of people down there are conniving little bastards.

    3. HighwayToHell


      ha....so you've met my dad's side of the family too eh

    4. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      well, i wish you luck with your sugar...you guys seemed to be perfect for each other....i guess it's like the song says, " what ever will be, will be...hope everything works out. i can feel your pain.

  5. Sleep center here diagnosed me with insomnia...christ...did they really need a degree to figure that out?

  6. Johnny Rotten is god.

    1. Vansterdam1


      Clapton is god.

  7. Beer is here. Good night people.

    1. -DLC-


      will you be back later, when it kicks in?

    2. HighwayToHell


      if i dont pass out ;)

  8. Man if people didn't get the innuendos in the two albums previous to it, Turbo certainly answered any questions they had eh. I bring up Priest because my bud let me talk to Glenn Tipton on the phone the other day. I thanked him for the awesome music and he told me to keep rockin.

  9. There I was completely wasting....out of work and down.....

  10. Jesus Christ Dave Mustaine sucks now.

    1. BedBeats™2.0


      Never could find anything by Megadeth that i ever really cared for...actually i didnt mind their very first one after Mustaine was booted by Metallica

    2. HighwayToHell


      yeah now he's a born again christian and peddling coffee. i thought "countdown to extinction" was a great album...my god he's a sell out.

  11. Someone recommend a good affordable sleeping pill...these nights of one or two hours sleep are starting to piss me off.

    1. Andy10Bernard
    2. HighwayToHell


      if it doesn't work i am going to fly to canada and find you :P

    3. Sultan of Sarcasm

      Sultan of Sarcasm

      Sleep is for the weak. Man up.

  12. You must have mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

  13. Rumor has it Nikola Tesla invented and perfected a "death ray".

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    2. HighwayToHell


      no it's pulsating ray powerful enough to destroy a continent.

    3. Brad Marchand
    4. HighwayToHell


      i wonder how much it would cost to re-construct it.

  14. I look forward to the start of this season...when our "serious business" entails more than just Victor Oreskovich's nickname.

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    2. HighwayToHell


      It's my concern that quite possibly too much is being made of Hamhuis....his last few years in Nashville weren't "fantastic".

    3. Zing!


      Neither was Mitchell. At worst, it's probably a sidegrade. Though younger and hopefully more durable. We probably still don't have any #1 that can truly shutdown someone completely. But perhaps 3 pairs good enough to hold the fort.

    4. HighwayToHell


      yeah he was kind of Nashville's scapegoat though....let's hope he kincks their a**** for being so ungrateful.

  15. Lemmy is the man....unfortunately people down here in bumf*** North Carolina don't agree.

  16. I don't know about you guys....but I'm not exactly comforted by the possible return of a 2000 year old Jewish zombie.

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    2. Bombastik der Teutone

      Bombastik der Teutone


      i joined the church of the beer drinkin´dogs

    3. HighwayToHell


      yeah well drink one for me, i'm out of booze, and consequently, also out of here. See ya.

    4. Bombastik der Teutone
  17. The Ministry reference sealed it. You are f****** awesome.

  18. Man I gotta get the f*** out of here.

    1. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Go! Save yourself! Forget about me, you have to go now!

    2. rampage


      HAHAHAHA nocupforovie u sir deserve a round of applause for that

    3. HighwayToHell


      instead of a round of applause ovie how about a size 11 combat boot up your *** :P

  19. North and South Carolina are now trying to outlaw menthol cigarettes. This is not going to end well.

    1. BedBeats™2.0


      Time to kick butt and take names. Thats insane.

  20. I used to have a handle on things....but it broke.

    1. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      So did Tiger Woods...

      until he got found...

  21. Man I loved Willie but hoo boy did the Kings overpay or what

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    2. BedBeats™2.0


      They ABSOLUTELY overpaid. not a stupid assessment at all. Risky, for sure.

    3. Shift-4
    4. The Drunken Crunker

      The Drunken Crunker

      Risky, but if he return to his form of old, 3.5 is a fair payment for what he brings.

  22. One major difference between a Baptist and a Methodist....the Methodist will say hello to you in the liquor store.

    1. Conservative


      The baptist will help pay for your liquor

  23. Wow....Fox News is now touting Sarah Palin and that Bachmann ditz or whatever her name is as Constitution Experts....Kill me now.

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    2. Conservative


      How about when they call Rachel Maddow similar to Glenn Beck. lol.

      Honestly, Rachel has the most civil daily show on cable. Even Keith can go over the edge sometimes but Rachel does not.

    3. The Situation

      The Situation

      Ron Paul is my hero. Americans are lucky to have him.

    4. HighwayToHell


      Man I have been a fan of Keith Olbermann ever since he and Dan Patrick hosted Sportscenter together. I hardly ever say anything critical of him, but I agree, he does go over the edge sometimes.

  24. The guy who stole my black motorcycle jacket wins today's "Worst Person in the World".....

    1. HighwayToHell


      I rode before I crashed my bike last year and almost killed myself

    2. HighwayToHell


      i'm just bummed about the jacket which cost me 600 dollars and was a one of a kind.

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