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  1. A surly English overseer is standing at the entrance to a construction site in London. It’s a filthy, wet day. He sees approaching him a shabby figure, with clay pipe clenched in mouth and a battered raincoat, and scowlingly thinks, Another effing Mick on the scrounge. The Irishman shambles up to him and asks if there’s any casual job going. “You don’t look to me,” says the supervisor, “as if you know the difference between a girder and a joist.” “I do, too,” says the Irishman indignantly. “The first of them wrote Faust and the second one wrote Ulysses.”

    1. Alflives

      Alflives

      Were you (Jazz) dropped on your head as a baby?  You wanna join our self-help group: "Yes, That's a Dent in My Head"?  

    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      certainly you joist. everyone knows that girder and joist were written by gilbert and sullivan. and i'm only a little irish.

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