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  1. gonna log in on my dupes and secretly rep BW's post with the heart, brb
  2. CBJ will sweep the entire playoffs--calling it now.
  3. Oprah entered cardiac arrest when DarthMelvin over-stimulated her rolls, and in a panic, knowing he was in breach of his bail order, he left after dialing for an ambulance, licking various sauces off his hands and lips as he ran to his Lamborghini. There was nothing overhead but bright blue fields of space, a glistening chariot and its timeless equine engines, and the souls of his loved and departed. Forcing gas and finessing through the famous traffic of LA, on course for the highway, speeding above the prescribed limit, fantasies of vengeance afflicting his judgment, several million doses of acid hidden haphazardly in his trunk, and trauma buried calmly in his subconscious mind by his subconscious ego, DarthMelvin pondered axiomatic set theory, the philosophical demarcation of the logical and mathematical disciplines, and other things pertinent to his work before stopping at a motel some 200 miles out of the city, the sun declining and day dead. He stepped out of the car. The cigarette he had lit was the only part of him which showed expression, the subtle details of the upward and listless dance of its smoke a symptom of his malaise, the orange filter decorated with a red trim and representing thereby his distinguished personality. He smoked it to nearly the filter and threw the butt to some neglected lay of ground, going then inside and to the counter to check in. He noticed upon entering an autographed photo of luckylager on one of the walls, presumably from the '70s, which depicted him in black-and-white smile with his acoustic, there in the past where DarthMelvin was in the present.
  4. Boldy's an intriguing option who may very well become a star at the NHL level. I understand why lots here are clamoring for him, although I'm not sure I pick him top-10. His skating, while it's improved noticeably, is a concern; his stride is bad, he doesn't accelerate quickly, and his top speed is average at best. He doesn't have much ability to drive defenders back or beat them 1-on-1 in transitions, and he will not likely be a consistent threat on the rush. He does, however, have a high hockey IQ, processes the game extremely quickly and has a habit of making high-percentage plays rather intuitively, even when they're not apparent as options. Part of me feels that he would have wonderful chemistry with Pettersson, but that might not be the best reason to draft a guy--BPA, etc., etc... We also have to consider to what extent he's a product of Zegras.
  5. Cody Hodgson was a 10th overall pick.

    1. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Coho was smoked, packaged & sent east.

    2. TNucks1

      TNucks1

      also cody had a back problem or disease i cant remember, but had to retire early.

  6. I don't think employing Sutherland constitutes corruption. How has the DOPS been unprofessional? Peel has never rigged a game. I'm not familiar with the Campbell/Burke situations, so I won't comment. Are fines not put into a fund for injured/disabled (former) players? I don't see how Burrow's fine can be corruption. The NHL doesn't see that money. Why do you watch the league if you're so sure it's WWE on skates?
  7. where did all this corruption manifest and how come i haven't heard of it before now?
  8. Bettman literally nerfing Vancouver's drafting abilities we too good
  9. clearly rigged smh

  10. Waive Little Things. Let him spend the rest of his contract riding the bus now that his NMC has expired. He swindled this organization for $36 million.

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    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      personally i like louie. his scoring dried up but he plays a strong defensive game. he didn’t swindel anybody. he scored 30 goals in boston, picking up garbage goals. benning knows that, it was a bad contract but moving him will be tough. benning gets the fault on this one, not louie. louie would have to be moved to a team that has to reach the cap floor and he’ld have to approve the move. 

      i think he is here for one more year and then flipped to seattle. maybe he will retire. 

    3. babych

      babych

      Not sure how you figure that LE has swindled the organization. Bad FA signings are on the GM or, in some cases, the owner. Just my $0.02...

    4. JM_

      JM_

      23 pts off predominantly checking role, 6 more with Bo to end the year. Some of the top PK numbers in the league.

       

      Lucic had 6 goals this year, if you want someone to complain about. 

  11. I'd rather keep my money, honestly.
  12. _◕ ༽つ OH NO I'VE GIVEN THE CANUCKS LOTTERY BALL TOO MUCH OF MY ENERGY ༼ つ 
  13. The odds of us drafting 1st or 2nd OA are about the same as a Metapod being the first encounter in Viridian Forest during a Pokemon Leaf Green play-through.

    1. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      But if you catch it as a Caterpie first, then it will have String Shot and Tackle when it evolves instead of just Harden.

    2. Master 112

      Master 112

      but if it only knows Harden, we can put it on a line with Brock.

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