Five-star movie inspired by my epic run to the title this year, named 112 Reasons to Scumhunt:
Music playing over scene:
Scene:
NIGHTFALL, LYLO
ENTER: 112 and the last wolf.
112 kills the last wolf after killing off all other mafia in the game and voting wolf every round while her team overpowered her in votes and mislynched every night; she played brilliantly so as to avoid even the slightest suspicion from the wolves that she might be the vigilante.
ENTER: Gary Bettman and two personnel in suits moving a table with the Vito Corleone Cup out to centre-ice. The cheers from the crowd turn into boos as the commissioner picks up the microphone and begins to speak. (This is depicted in a way that added, seriocomically, a greater level of depth and emotional in-tuneness that would be highly acclaimed as being historically accurate and cinematically important by critics.)
Gary Bettman: Congratulations, CDC, on your victory here tonight; your representative has demonstrated a great talent in the game of mafia and moreover the qualities of perserverense, sportsmanship, and humility that we believe in and so strongly endorse here in the National Mafia League. 112, please come over to me, lift the Cup, and enjoy your earned victory.
112 lifts the Cup over her head, tears in her eyes like Raymond Bourque, and skates around the rink as the camera fades from colour into black and white. A montage of all 112's greatest mafia accomplishments, re-enacted by actors, is played, and it cuts between videos of 112 staring up at the jumbotron, unable to articulate herself properly to the reporters accosting her for interviews, and the most intelligent and impressive of her highlights.
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