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Master 112

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  1. I was huge during my teenage years. They had me on prozac & respiridone as a kid, and it mad me fat af. I must have been 250-300lbs on a 5'9 frame. I lost most of the excess weight when I was 16-17, but I'll be damned if I'm not forever conscious of my mass.
  2. just drank 4 cans of cariboo. I wouldn't say I'm drunk, but I'm certainly buzzed. I usually don't drink, but I'm visiting my family in Prince George and had a few beers with my mom and dad just now. it's really nice to see them and my sisters again- I haven't seen them since last October. we've had a lot of quality talks and such during my visit, and now that I'm somewhat older I can appreciate what they have to say more than when I was a child and a teenager. “When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.” - Mark Twain
  3. The Old Man And The Sea and Ulysses The first one is genuinely harder to read than the second.
  4. I can't even post the worst things I've done here at risk of breaking the forum rules and greatly offending people.
  5. People from the 19th century. They're called automobiles; get with the program.
  6. I would call the fire department the next time it goes off and every time thereafter.
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    2. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      That needs to be longer

    3. Master 112

      Master 112

      I know. :( Someone made a full version of the song, but there's no music video to accompany it.

       

       

    4. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Thank u for dis

  8. it's like, i know it's a bad song, but i can't stop listening to it
  9. Evgeny Kuznetsov can win his first Stanley Cup tonight. My body is ready.

  10. My 12+ hour greyhound trip is about to start. Fun fun.

    1. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      I did a 48h trip once...haven't been on a greyhound since.

  11. What are your thoughts on Cory Schneider?
  12. the more u learn the less u know

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      the older i get, the better i used to be. 

    2. c00kies

      c00kies

      The fewer the seeds the more I sow.

  13. . In a moment of unusual clarity, the protagonist had an epiphany: there was something terribly wrong with the world he was living in; its language did not have a logical structure and conveyed no meaning. He dutifully committed to
  14. I knew the '90s were over the minute someone made fun of my turtleneck. It was 2008.

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    2. Master 112

      Master 112

      I've never actually worn a turtleneck and my only stake in this argument is for my joke that was a huge miss btw

    3. coastal.view

      coastal.view

      hey did you know

      turtlenecks are coming back

      hope you saved a couple so you don't have to go out and buy a new one :P

       

    4. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      what is worse, a turtle neck or a giraffe neck?

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