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Master 112

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  1. 21. I hate work enough that feeling like a bum is ok for me. I don't comprehend how people are able to live with obligations of employment. I'd be a suicide statistic if I were forced to have a job.
  2. How much ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog could hog ground?

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    2. Master 112

      Master 112

      Thanks. My homework's done now.

    3. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Look at the suburban sprawl of Hogtown, as example of Ground-Zero...

    4. luckylager

      luckylager

      A groundhog would hog as much ground as a groundhog could hog if a groundhog could hog ground.

       

      And now I want a chili cheese dog. Thanks

  3. does anyone know who Kinder Pipeline was and why she was famous?

    1. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      I heard she was prettier than Gentler Hoser

    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      she was mrs. pipeline's little girl. mostly famous for, always colouring within the lines. unlike her mother, she gave free of herself. a kinder pipeline.

  4. Is anyone interested in trying something new?

     

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      i thought you had a new menu item. like spaghetti pizza or something.

    2. JM_

      JM_

      well i wasn't even close 

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Big no to eating Tide Pods. 

       

      Detergent is expensive. 

  5. Providing smoking cessation products for free incentivizes people to quit, and it's likely to be cheaper for the government in the long run given that those who do quit are going to have fewer healthcare expenses.
  6. Get your mind out of the gutter. Gosh.
  7. This is your daily reminder that eating meat is unethical.

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    2. Green Building

      Green Building

      WTF is going on around here

    3. chon derry

      chon derry

      he started it.  :P

    4. luckylager

      luckylager

      I dunno @Green Building, he must have missed the bacon heart. I'll repost

       

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  8. I know it's not 'late night' right now but it's still pretty dark out so I feel it's fine to post here. Anyway, I was wondering whether WalMart offers employee discounts to its Associates or not. I became curious enough to Google the answer and discovered that 1) yes, Associates get discounts and 2) if you work there for 15 years you get a lifetime 10% discount on regularly priced items. Pretty solid deal, huh? Who else is drinking alone tonight (without any alcohol)?
  9. u never drew me

  10. I sometimes use the oxford comma and also sometimes don't.
  11. What's up with people who fist bump you before asking for change?

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    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      So they can pick your pocket when you're not looking.

    3. Ghostsof1915
    4. J-23

      J-23

      When they go for a fist bump, you go for a high-five. When they go for a high-five, you go for a fist bump. 

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