when i was a kid, some other kid tried to convince me he was a spy
he kept it up for months- crafted elaborate stories and backgrounds and made up fake spy associate characters for his narrative
he claimed to have a girlfriend named alexis who was also a spy and whose dad was the head person at his agency
anyway, we went to a camp for a few days on a trip organized by our school, and while we were there, he pretended to do this thing he called 'berserker mode' or something which is basically going super saiyan as far as i could interpret
when he did it, we were isolated, in the woods and away from the main structures at the camp grounds
he acted like he wasn't himself any longer, like he was some sort of possessed being, and came at me in a threatening manner. i put my hand up and told him to back off, but he didn't and kept coming at me.
so i punched him as hard as i could in the stomach and he fell down and writhed in pain for like 15 mins