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    1. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      Automatically converts to Tiger Woods PGA tour once the playoffs start.

    2. Mimerez

      Mimerez

      lol "Tambellini locks up 40 year-old goalie to a long term contract"

    3. AppleJack
    1. UMB

      UMB

      It's honestly not bad! Still prefer capgeek though.

    2. Intoewsables

      Intoewsables

      Nothing can replace capgeek, but this seems like a pretty decent attempt.

  1. A Roman walks into a bar, holds two fingers up, and says "Five beers, please"...

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    2. TimberWolf
    3. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      When you drop Roman off park in a way that blocks his door. It's funny to watch him say "bye cousin!" then punch you out your door so he can leave.

    4. Tortorella's Rant
  2. Meh. Benning knew when to sell high on Seguin; this is no different. Have some faith, people.

    1. lee goren rulez69

      lee goren rulez69

      this is satire right

    2. Intoewsables

      Intoewsables

      Of course not. I've been Benning's biggest fan since day 1.

  3. saw you creeping my profile homie

  4. _(:0 」∠)_

    1. Master 112

      Master 112

      ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_

    2. Intoewsables

      Intoewsables

      Why is the face censored tbh

    3. Master 112

      Master 112

      Some kind of discrimination, I take it. It's Aboriginal syllabary. http://i.imgur.com/szLZvUP.png

  5. "fun must be always :-))" — Tomas Hertl

  6. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ HORVAT'S NO OTIS BUT HE'LL DO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

    1. Otis

      Otis

      *blushes*

      agreed

  7. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ PRAISE OTIS ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

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    2. Kryten

      Kryten

      Death to those symbols pls. HF boards sucks donkey ****, we don't need that trash here.

    3. Intoewsables

      Intoewsables

      ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽

    4. Kryten

      Kryten

      son of a toews. And yes Luci, Intoewsables has a tendency to go slumming after getting lynched in mafia ;)

  8. Ain't no party like an S Club party

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    2. Kryten

      Kryten

      Toews = mafia. Don't listen to him Burr.

    3. NotMyBurroughs

      NotMyBurroughs

      How can I not trust you now!

    4. Intoewsables

      Intoewsables

      Don't listen to Kryten. He's just jealous.

  9. Bo Horvat and the Seven Dwarfs

  10. BORK BORK BORK

    1. Lil B From The Pack
    2. Crom!

      Crom!

      Formy, you look different. Did you get a haircut?

    3. Lil B From The Pack

      Lil B From The Pack

      I changed skin color too

  11. Every right handed goalie that ever plays for us will be compared to Tyler Moss.

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Matt Violin begs to differ!

  12. Haha no worries.

  13. I'll try to remember to remind you when I start the thread. No promises though. :P

  14. I've been planning it for a little while. I'm just incredibly busy right now with work and moving to a new place but I'm thinking about starting it up early in the new year.

  15. Is not the internet the same as a fart?

  16. It's not a party until someone breaks out the Mike's Hard and my favourite Pitbull song comes on the radio.

    1. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      Wow, you don't F around

    2. Kryten

      Kryten

      There is a party in my pants and you're invited.

    3. Intoewsables
  17. Jim Benning is an inside job

  18. MacT has already written off next year as a "development year"? Hahahaha.

    1. HerrDrFunk

      HerrDrFunk

      At least he's being realistic!

  19. My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with hockey. It's alright, her stickhandling wasn't that great anyway.

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    2. stonecoldstevebernier

      stonecoldstevebernier

      Must have been the Couture curve...

    3. Intoewsables

      Intoewsables

      Oooh, I didn't even think of that one. Well played.

    4. Pears

      Pears

      Too bad we can't plus comments in status updates.

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