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  1. Intoewsables

    ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ PRAISE OTIS ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

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    2. Kryten

      Kryten

      Death to those symbols pls. HF boards sucks donkey ****, we don't need that trash here.

    3. Intoewsables

      Intoewsables

      ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽

    4. Kryten

      Kryten

      son of a toews. And yes Luci, Intoewsables has a tendency to go slumming after getting lynched in mafia ;)

  2. Intoewsables

    What kind of dirtbag professor schedules a final exam during a playoff game?

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    2. Newsflash

      Newsflash

      ^^^That's what she said.

    3. The Magician

      The Magician

      Or give a full load :D

    4. HowYaDrouin

      HowYaDrouin

      @Brad, my prof apologized on the first day of class about it, so i'll give him a break on my end. He didn't even realize they could give exams on a saturday.

  3. Intoewsables

    RIP Luciferase. Too young.

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    2. PlayStation

      PlayStation

      Pls be perma. Have fun with BertuzziBabe.

    3. Buddhas Hand

      Buddhas Hand

      Sad to hear this.

    4. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      RIP Spoderman too

  4. Intoewsables

    My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with hockey. It's alright, her stickhandling wasn't that great anyway.

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    2. stonecoldstevebernier

      stonecoldstevebernier

      Must have been the Couture curve...

    3. Intoewsables

      Intoewsables

      Oooh, I didn't even think of that one. Well played.

    4. Pears

      Pears

      Too bad we can't plus comments in status updates.

  5. Intoewsables

    Ain't no party like an S Club party

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    2. Kryten

      Kryten

      Toews = mafia. Don't listen to him Burr.

    3. NotMyBurroughs

      NotMyBurroughs

      How can I not trust you now!

    4. Intoewsables

      Intoewsables

      Don't listen to Kryten. He's just jealous.

  6. Intoewsables

    tfw you leave your car for two minutes and get a parking ticket

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    2. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      moral of story: pay for parking

    3. Intoewsables

      Intoewsables

      ^ You just changed my life, dude.

    4. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      just trying to make the world a better place

  7. Intoewsables

    A Roman walks into a bar, holds two fingers up, and says "Five beers, please"...

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    2. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      a7432896aa54fa70c8f4e294dbe48c1e.jpg

    3. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      When you drop Roman off park in a way that blocks his door. It's funny to watch him say "bye cousin!" then punch you out your door so he can leave.

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      lol yes

  8. Intoewsables

    Pitbull is the songbird of our generation

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    2. Beluga Whale

      Beluga Whale

      His voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

    3. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      Who is better: Pitbull or Flo Rida

    4. Tigs

      Tigs

      Flo Rida, because he's also a state.

  9. Intoewsables

    why are man buns a thing

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    2. Chalky

      Chalky

      Apparently they make men go bald...but not fast enough.

    3. JohnLocke

      JohnLocke

      Because hipsters

    4. Intoewsables

      Intoewsables

      @Chalky: Amen.

  10. Intoewsables

    It's not a party until someone breaks out the Mike's Hard and my favourite Pitbull song comes on the radio.

    1. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      Wow, you don't F around

    2. Kryten

      Kryten

      There is a party in my pants and you're invited.

    3. Intoewsables

      Intoewsables

      <3

  11. Intoewsables

    _(:0 」∠)_

    1. Master 112

      Master 112

      ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

    2. Intoewsables

      Intoewsables

      Why is the face censored tbh

    3. Master 112

      Master 112

      Some kind of discrimination, I take it. It's Aboriginal syllabary. http://i.imgur.com/szLZvUP.png

  12. Intoewsables

    Toronto team is up 3 late in the game hmm what could possibly go wrong

    1. milk and honey

      milk and honey

      flash backs of game 7 vs bruins

    2. The Weasel

      The Weasel

      lolol

    3. Intoewsables

      Intoewsables

      apparently nothing

  13. Intoewsables

    thank mr skeltal

    1. VICanucksfan5551

      VICanucksfan5551

      good bones and calcium to you

    2. Intoewsables

      Intoewsables

      DOOT DOOT

    3. Intoewsables

      Intoewsables

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  14. Intoewsables
    http://i.imgur.com/s9ZXJWq.jpg
    1. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      Automatically converts to Tiger Woods PGA tour once the playoffs start.

    2. Mimerez

      Mimerez

      lol "Tambellini locks up 40 year-old goalie to a long term contract"

    3. AppleJack

      AppleJack

      LOL

  15. Intoewsables

    BORK BORK BORK

    1. Lil B From The Pack

      Lil B From The Pack

      You know it

    2. Crom!

      Crom!

      Formy, you look different. Did you get a haircut?

    3. Lil B From The Pack

      Lil B From The Pack

      I changed skin color too

  16. Intoewsables

    Meh. Benning knew when to sell high on Seguin; this is no different. Have some faith, people.

    1. lee goren rulez69

      lee goren rulez69

      this is satire right

    2. Intoewsables

      Intoewsables

      Of course not. I've been Benning's biggest fan since day 1.

  17. Intoewsables
    http://www.generalfanager.com/
    1. UMB

      UMB

      It's honestly not bad! Still prefer capgeek though.

    2. Intoewsables

      Intoewsables

      Nothing can replace capgeek, but this seems like a pretty decent attempt.

  18. Intoewsables

    MacT has already written off next year as a "development year"? Hahahaha.

    1. HerrDrFunk

      HerrDrFunk

      At least he's being realistic!

  19. Intoewsables

    Every right handed goalie that ever plays for us will be compared to Tyler Moss.

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Matt Violin begs to differ!

  20. Intoewsables
    GET EXCITED
    1. Kryten

      Kryten

      ugh

  21. Intoewsables

    RIP Wizard of AZ

    1. :D

      :D

      RIP

  22. Intoewsables

    ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HORVAT'S NO OTIS BUT HE'LL DO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

    1. Otis

      Otis

      *blushes*

      agreed

  23. Intoewsables

    whats a horvat

    1. Green Building

      Green Building

      It's the suit you put on if there's a chemical spill.

  24. Intoewsables

    "fun must be always :-))" — Tomas Hertl

    1. Master 112

      Master 112

      Hahaha

  25. Intoewsables

    Thanks. :P

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